11 Works by DirkDatAssStrider (dirkdatassstrider)
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Karkat Vantas is his village’s sacrifice to the royal family of the Humans, raised to be abstinent until the day he is given over to be part of a royal harem. On the day of his eighth wriggling day, the Humans arrive to take him.
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It is August 29, 2011 when the news of contact with an alien lifeform reaches the public of Earth. Trolls, they are called.
This is a collection of journals, diaries, transcripts, and assignments written by our four heroes as they manage to cope with the end of the world at the hands of a cruel alien empress.
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He's Golden by DirkDatAssStrider (dirkdatassstrider)
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton
24 Jul 2016
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Johnny Cade is a nineteen year old kid without a home and anywhere to go. That's only until he meets Dallas Winston and Twobit Matthews, who give him a sense of purpose and a warm place to sleep.
MODERN AU.
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Karkat finds Gamzee post game.
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Bro is forced to grow up too fast when he finds a little baby on the street.
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Homestuck: 45 kink OTP Challenge by DirkDatAssStrider (dirkdatassstrider)
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 May 2016
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A collection of oneshots written for the 45 kink OTP challenge.
(It's a lot of smut)
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Black Storms and Golden Sunshine by DirkDatAssStrider (dirkdatassstrider)
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton
19 Jan 2016
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This is a reflection that Ponyboy Curtis writes around the time of his 65th birthday, well after the events of the book.
It explains exactly how the gang's lives played out, who died, who got married, who had kids, where and why. -
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You did not mean to do that. You did not mean to do that. You did not mean to do that. The last thing on earth that you meant to do was hit Jake’s name on your contact list and send him a fucking booty call. But it’s done now, and all you can do is wait. Fuck. Those three little dots are really hardcore judging right now.
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Menstrual Cycles (Genderbent Davekat Oneshot) by DirkDatAssStrider (dirkdatassstrider)
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Sep 2015
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Dave has yet to fully blossom into a woman, and Karkat doesn't even understand what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
(A fluff-only genderbent Davekat oneshot about a woman's natural body processes.)
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A Dinner Date With A Douchebag by DaveFuckBitchesDrinkAJStrider, DirkDatAssStrider (dirkdatassstrider)
Fandoms: Homestuck
19 Aug 2015
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At the primere party for the sequel of the second sequel of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, Rose sets up a charity event in which anyone who donates wins a chance to have a dinner date with Dave Strider, the famous movie star. John thinks it's funny to enter Karkat's name in the drawing.....
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In Which Roxy Tricks John Into Wearing A Dress by DirkDatAssStrider (dirkdatassstrider)
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Mar 2015
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John comes over thinking that they're going to go out, but Roxy has different plans...