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heavy is the heart that bears the crown by dingles
Fandoms: Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies)
06 Aug 2021
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It’s like some sort of twisted tramp stamp, Linus thinks more than a little hysterically as he tries to suppress the dry heaves wracking his system.
His soul mark twinges more than a little spitefully on his back.
Linus doesn’t think of where else, on who else, he has seen the same mark.
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Draco Malfoy, CEO of Malfoy Holdings, is busy with work and needs to get his matchmaking mother and a host of rapacious society gold diggers off his back.
Hermione Granger desperately needs cash to care for her parents who are suffering the effects of a backfired memory charm reversal.
Draco’s solution: Hire Granger to be his fake girlfriend.
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“Granger, I don’t have time for courtship. I’m too busy for champagne and flowers and coddling a needy witch. I just need someone to accompany me on business dinners and when I go to galas and cocktail parties without the complications or expectations that a girlfriend would bring.”
“Why me?” she asked.
Draco gave her an ironic look. “Because you’re the last witch who would ever want to marry me.”
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25 Jul 2026
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Healer Hermione Granger has survived war, bureaucracy, and fourteen separate fundraising galas for her experimental research at St. Mungoes. None of that prepared her for an onslaught of increasingly unhinged letters from Narcissa Malfoy.
Now she’s halfway across Romania, tasked with dragging Narcissa's dragon-hunting, dirt-streaked son back home.
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24 Jul 2026
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In the summer before his fifth year, Harry unveils some family secrets.
This changes things.
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- Part 4 of ode to the blank spaces - ongoing hp long fics
- Part 1 of i am the day transcending night
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24 Jul 2026
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Water Whispers by Morg47
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
06 Sep 2023
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It is a myth that hobbits cannot swim. It’s a falsehood that started when a group of men saw a hobbit slip into a river and sink straight to the bottom. They did not see the young girl come back out. They assumed she drowned.
That, as stated above, is blatantly false. Hobbits can swim just fine, thank you. They can also breathe water, effortlessly switching from water to air as they switch environments. They spend the first years of their life almost always completely submerged. They could never drown.
For hobbits were created by the Valar, Ulmo, the Sea-King, the Lord of Waters, the Commander of Rains. All water comes from Ulmo and all water leads to Ulmo. The hobbits understand this intrinsically. They really can’t fathom why the rest of Middle Earth is confused about this.
Ulmo loves his little sprites. He loves their large feet, perfect for paddling through his waves. He loves their dainty size and voracious appetites made flawlessly to mimic the element he commands. Water is always hungry; even the smallest amount can make a large difference in the world.
He created them and thus welcomes each new life into the world within his realm.
All but one.
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- Part 3 of Music of the Ainur
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20 Jul 2026
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Galadriel falls over Eregion and lands in the western sea time and time again. It’s always the same: the worm; the raft; the storm.
Halbrand.
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20 Jul 2026