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"Despite what the rest of the school might think, I am not a bad boy, Min Yoongi, nor am I a rebel or a delinquent. I am just incurably clumsy."
Or, an AU in which Namjoon tries his best but his clumsiness controls his life and Yoongi is a prefect who supervises detentions for extra credit.
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And, you see, this is what Akaashi loves about living with his boyfriends; he loves the domestic moments when he's able to look at them and see them as they are, their imperfect, loving selves, and he truly knows that they are his and he is theirs. They have a life together and he is lucky to have them.
Or, a day in the life of Akaashi Keiji, boyfriend of three.
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Haruka's cat goes missing, and an attractive man shows up to return her.
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"Don't patronise me, Tetsu," Tsukishima bites out. "Not when your hands are down my pants and all you're doing is disinfecting a cut, not fingering my ass like you should be."
Or, the story of how Tsukishima Kei acquired an ass cut. Note to reader: it's all Bokuto's fault.
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- Part 2 of Sike, I'm Gay
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Bokuto paints cats, Akaashi draws a horse-dinosaur, Kuroo whines a lot and Tsukki sneezes. They all miss each other, so they decide to do something about it. That is, something that involves Power Rangers.
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Fifteen years after the war, Draco is still struggling to survive. Living in squalor and under heavy Ministry restrictions, Draco takes Pansy's advice on an option he had never thought to consider before. A means to regain everything he lost and more, courtesy of the wizarding hero --Harry Potter.
(Originally posted here. Written for the H/D Mpreg Fest 2013)Bookmarked by dildowizard
30 Mar 2015
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Harry thought he knew how far Draco Malfoy would go to save his family, but nothing could have prepared him for what he would witness this time.
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30 Mar 2015
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If there is one thing that Harry knows beyond a doubt, it is that he wants a family with children. Breaking up with Ginny and coming out as gay only means he'll have to be unconventional once again, and adopt. After all, family is defined by love and not by blood. Struggling with a system that doesn't really do adoption, he takes on two foster children, and finally – via private adoption agency – a little girl. If only her eyes weren't so reminiscent of a crush that he hasn't shaken, even years later.
When Harry discovers something deeply disturbing about his daughter, as well as the private adoption scheme in the wizarding world, he is determined that he won't choose between his family and his budding romance with Draco. For once, he wants it all!
Now, he tries to solve the mystery surrounding Milas adoption, while someone clearly wants to keep the truth hidden, not even stopping at murder.
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21 Mar 2015
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Harry felt Malfoy's breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory.
Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy.Malfoy felt inevitable.
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04 Mar 2015
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Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
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18 Feb 2015