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I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Three New Year's Eves in the Haus, featuring cuddles, rom coms, hot chocolate, and first kisses.
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Clusterfucks and Compensation by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Jun 2026
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Lambert is used to contracts going completely wrong, but this...this is a new low.
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- Part 39 of Inex's Not-Quite-February Ficlets
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Bookmarked by raspberrycordial (dianabarry)
26 Jul 2026
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EXECUTIVE SUMMARY
On the night of 14–15 December 1984, four senior officers of the Soviet ballistic missile submarine K-219, designation Krasnyy Oktyabr', arrived on United States soil. Their defection is assessed as voluntary, premeditated, and of EXCEPTIONAL intelligence value. This event is to be treated as a TIER ONE defection. Unauthorized disclosure will be prosecuted under Executive Order 12333.SECTION I — DEFECTING PERSONNEL
1. Captain First Rank ILYA ROZANOV, 30 years old. Commanding Officer, K-219. Ten years service, Soviet Northern Fleet. Graduate, Frunze Naval Academy, 1972. Rozanov is assessed as the primary architect of the defection. Motivation assessed as ideological disillusionment regarding the Soviet criminalization of homosexuality, compounded by a romantic relationship with [REDACTED]. -
careful fear and dead devotion by CorvidCordelia
Fandoms: Ember & Ice (Audio Drama), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Jan 2026
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Shane felt Finn’s sudden rage, the way he resented Dane for how nothing ever touched him—and underneath that, the way Finn, inexplicably, wanted to be the thing that could. “Just because your life doesn’t matter doesn’t mean you get to fuck up mine.”
Ilya’s eyes widened, just for a moment, sparking with something close to hurt before narrowing back into coldness. “I’ll be ready for your mandatory tour in the morning, Prince Finn.” He turned his back on the camera, still shirtless of course, but somehow it looked defenseless now, instead of cocky.
“I—” Shane said, and reached toward the screen.
Ilya shook his head, ever so slightly, and walked out of the room. Shane stared at the empty space where he’d been, bereft.
“And cut,” Scott said. “Holy shit.”
Ilya walked back into view, sat down in his chair, smirk firmly back in place. Shane’s hands were trembling.
“Well,” Kip said. “I think it’s safe to say the chemistry is there.”Or, Shane and Ilya are cast in a production of Ember & Ice and eventually they fuck about it.
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Bookmarked by raspberrycordial (dianabarry)
09 Jul 2026
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you light my fire like a cigarette by no_ilya_thats_gross
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Jun 2026
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“Please,” he says finally, voice breaking as he gives in. “Fuck, please, Rozanov, I’m gonna—”
Rozanov pulls all the way back, mouth releasing his cock with a noise that makes Shane’s hips rock up into nothing.
“Rozanov,” he begs again.
“Hmm?” Rozanov asks, kissing Shane’s shaking thigh gently. “You need something?”
“You— fuck— you said I could come,” Shane says, trying and failing to keep the accusatory note out of his voice.
“Mhm. When you say my name, yes?”
“I did!” Shane insists, just a hint of a whine in his tone now. Rozanov smirks at him.
“Oh, sweetheart,” he says. “My first name.”
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Ilya does something a little different on tuna melt day.
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and i think i’d miss you, even if we’d never met by mostardentlyy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander refuses to show up to Rose Landry’s wedding alone after having his heart broken by the man-of-honour.
Enter Ilya Rozanov, charming date-for-hire and possibly the hottest man Shane has ever seen. Shane needs him to play the perfect boyfriend for just one weekend.
Trouble is, Ilya may be a little too good at the job.
or: Ilya is worth every cent but won’t accept any money and Shane is about to become the biggest cliché of all time (who falls for the guy they hired to be their boyfriend?).
Client!Shane x Escort!Ilya
💸The Wedding Date inspired AU