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Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night by peroxideblonde
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek
08 Jul 2018
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I remember a grand total of two erotic-themed dreams in all my life, and this voyeuristic one happened last night. I haven’t even thought about Spirk since 2010, but here we are. Finally, I am honouring the original slash couple with some awful B-grade smut. I didn’t even edit.
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Apologies in advance.
Warnings (in case you missed them the first time): dubious consent, graphic sexual content, alien genitalia
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Three days later, Kirk lay grinning in the Enterprise sickbay.
“I don’t even know what to put in my medical log,” Bones grumbled, rubbing his forehead. “Ass destroyed by insatiable rutting vulcan? Grievous anal damage from too much green dick? Sheer stupidity?” Bones looked up and caught Kirk’s eye. “Yes, I think I’ll go with that one. ‘The captain has been hospitalized for sheer stupidity and related dehydration down on Vulcan’.”
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26 Jun 2026
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"What do you want? A kiss or something for good luck?”
There was a pause, one that made Jim hold his breath in a blood-pumping, heart-pounding moment that was probably anticipation. Slowly, Spock raised his hand, two fingers extended towards Jim in a secret vulcan embrace that wasn’t so secret, because Jim totally knew about it.
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26 Jun 2026
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For verizonhorizon's prompt: "You know what would be really erotic for Vulcans? Henna hand art."
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26 Jun 2026
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When some aliens assume "first officer" means "first man" aka the captain's mate and significant other, they arrange for a room with only one bed.
Bonus points: Jim and Spock are actually married, which is a hush-hush secret. Most of the crew pretend not to know.
More bonus points: the same aliens assume Chekov to be their son.
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26 Jun 2026
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was it heaven or outer space by oopshidaisy for chasingconstellations
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
25 Dec 2019
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“Good Lord, you really didn’t realize.” Bones looked like he was trying very hard not to laugh. “Two years of homoerotic chess games and the man doesn’t realize.”
“They’re not homoerotic.”
Bones and Uhura exchanged a deeply patronizing look.
“They’re not that homoerotic.”
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26 Jun 2026