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The phone rang three times before a response came, “...Gri?"
The voice was groggy, and clearly muffled with exhaustion. Grian let out a shaky exhale. “Sorry, Scar.”
He could hear shuffling on the other end of the line. “Hm? F’what?”
“Waking you up?” Grian replied, trying (and failing) to keep the quiver out of his voice. “I-I just needed a distraction, didn’t realize I called you.”
There was a beat of silence, and a scream from the kitchen.
“...That’s fine, Grian. You can always talk to me.” Scar sounded far more awake all of a sudden.
Grian swallowed the lump in his throat and whispered, “You hear them?”
{OR: Grian is having a rough night. Scar just wants him to be okay.}
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Scar walks over to The Swaggon, pushing the covers up and revealing the various watches displayed both neatly and haphazardly in little containers and shelves. They glimmer and shine, reflecting the sunlight and each other—a fantastical treasure trove.
“Why don't you have a good time? On the house!” Scar winks, “family discount.”
Jimmy gulps. Right. Good times.
He was informed of this. Back when Grian first told them of the mysterious man he met on the side of the beach. The man who also happens to possess these magical powers that can somehow transport you into one of your happy memories—a good time.
Grian has recounted the experience so vividly, explaining how, yes, he really did get to see his memories again like it originally was, and no, Scar is not a hypnosis artist. He asked.
Even though Grian had explained it to him over and over again, Jimmy was still skeptical.
It just sounded too crazy.
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Collection of encounters with different people as Grian and Scar travel around to sell good times, direct sequel to 'We'll Prescribe You a Good TIme'
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- Part 2 of We'll Prescribe You a Good TIme
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14 Jul 2026
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“Scar.”
“Yes?”
“They're all watches.”
Indeed, inside The Swaggon are lines and lines of different kinds of watches.
There are aviators, luxury, smart, and even pocket ones. All of every color and design, from expensive to cheap, from antique to modern.
They're organized in a way that has no rhyme or reason, arranged like people in a crowd, with their own stories and characters that mixed beautifully in ungrouped chaos. A cheap children's watch with a popular cartoon character printed crudely on its plastic strap sits snugly next to a luxury one in stainless steel, both of them having the same value in the haphazard tidiness Scar has created.
The oddest thing, however, is the fact that none of these clocks are ticking.
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Magical realism scarian yaoi with a sprinkle of Japanese cat lit genre. They visit happy memories and make even more happy memories along the way.
(spoilers: not every time is a good time)Series
- Part 1 of We'll Prescribe You a Good TIme
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13 Jul 2026
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Do you know the phrase, ‘curiosity killed the cat?'
Well, Scar would like to coin a new phrase:
Curiosity nearly sent the cat into cardiac arrest.
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Scar and Grian are making out on the couch, and Scar remembers that whoever built this place put a giant mirror on the ceiling.
And well...
He's as normal about that as you'd expect.
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- Part 5 of JJ's Scarian <3
Bookmarked by defectiv3duck
06 Jul 2026
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a torn suit by purple_nightfall
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
12 Dec 2024
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“Where would you go?” HotGuy gasped, breath rattling. “Can you take me to your lab?”
Grian clutched at his hair with his free hand, consulting his mental map of the city while keeping pressure on the hero's wound. Mumbo’s place, where their lab was, wasn’t any closer than HotGuy's. “I would, but it’s - it’s too far, I’m sorry, I don’t know where to go,” he said.
Then it hit him - he’d been mentally searching for places related to his CuteGuy persona, when his own apartment was not far away. He opened his mouth, about to offer to bring HotGuy to “a place I know,” but the hero spoke first.
“I’ve got a friend - lives nearby. He’ll help. Three blocks - uh - that way, then right and down the road.”
Grian breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed HotGuy had a connection in one of the handful of apartment complexes around where Grian lived. And if the friend wasn’t home, they’d be close to another option.Ruffled Feathers role-reversal AU, in which HotGuy is the one who needs help and Grian is the one with a nearby apartment.
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- Part 2 of ruffled feathers diverging paths
Bookmarked by defectiv3duck
06 Jul 2026
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Dark and Dangerous by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Jul 2026
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Mortified and a little offended, Grian snapped, "What's so funny?"
"Nothing, nothing," Scar said, in a tone that implied there was absolutely something.
"I don't buy that for a second," Grian hissed. He reached up, missed the first time, and eventually managed to get his fists curled into the collar of Scar's shirt. It earned him another round of snickering. "Seriously, what kind of trouble's up your sleeves tonight? Are you just determined to make these next few minutes hell for me?"
"Oh? Little ole me?" Scar feigned innocence. "How could I possibly be bothering you, G? All I've done is get comfortable."
Further adding to the issue, he gave Grian's hips a teasing squeeze.
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Grian and Scar get stuck in a closet together during a game of seven minutes in heaven. Happy Pride Month!
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01 Jul 2026