16 Bookmarks by dandyqueen
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Five times you leave Kakashi helplessly flustered and the one time he's able to get back at you for it.
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23 Nov 2025
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Of Dust and Everlasting Stars by CygnusRift
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
30 Jun 2024
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The time of the Elves is over. Darkness is spreading about the land. When Haldir, Marchwarden of Lothlórien, discovers a wandering company on the borders of the Golden Wood, little does he know what lies ahead, how his path is fated to interweave with that of Annalyn, a mortal whose spirit is as resilient as he is guarded. From wary strangers, to unlikely companions, friends, and more, theirs is a story of impossible love and loss during times of monumental change.
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- English
- Words:
- 272,714
- Chapters:
- 78/?
- Comments:
- 1,156
- Kudos:
- 1,363
- Bookmarks:
- 263
- Hits:
- 52,309
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22 Jan 2025
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It doesn't really matter who you are or how you got here. What matters is that you, apparently, were a dud as far as experiments go, and Mother Miranda has grown tired and impatient when it comes to spending time on imperfect and unready subjects.
But she has an idea on how to produce the perfect candidate -- all she needs is two infected test subjects of the opposite sex and nine months. Now that you've entered the picture, it all seems to be coming together.
Too bad neither you nor Heisenberg are willing to play along.
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ok look i know the premise is fucked up but i promise this is going somewhere and is kind of a 'straw the breaks the camels back' scenario as far as cowboy magneto's loyalty to goth birb aunt goes.
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- Part 1 of Buttercup
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 132,415
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 1,293
- Kudos:
- 6,051
- Bookmarks:
- 993
- Hits:
- 166,882
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09 Jul 2024
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“So you want me to marry Cooper Howard?”
He shakes his head, laughing under his breath. “Marry? No, no, lets play that by ear,” he assures you. “What we want — need — you two to do is make it look like you’ve been having an affair.” You must look like you’ve seen a ghost. This is insane. “Explains his divorce, gets people talking about you two as a pair, gets eyes on this movie you’re filming together — now, don’t go outright saying it, of course. We just wanna’ make people read between the lines, get them curious enough to get them into the theater to see the chemistry on the screen...”
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When Cooper Howard finds himself scandalised by not just divorce, but allegations of anti-American sentiment, it falls to the studio system to try and squeeze what they can from him before he finds himself blacklisted. Fortunately, the only thing the press loves more than exposing a commie is a celebrity scandal -- and the studio has just the woman in mind to play the role of the other woman. Being seen with Cooper Howard while filming your breakthrough movie to get people talking? Easy. Doing the right thing when your career and dreams are on the line? ...Jury's out on that one, champ.
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- English
- Words:
- 199,305
- Chapters:
- 33/33
- Comments:
- 533
- Kudos:
- 1,713
- Bookmarks:
- 295
- Hits:
- 48,571
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05 May 2024
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All I Ask of You by Khirsah
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
24 Jul 2017
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When Josephine suggested they throw an Orlesian masked ball, Cullen never once thought he might attend, much less find...and lose...and rediscover...the love of his life.
Of course, with Dorian, Varric and Sera playing meddling Fairy Godmother, he probably should have seen it all coming.
OR: Cullen's POV to As the World Falls Down.
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- Part 2 of A Dragon Age Fairy Tale
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 80,976
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Comments:
- 1,346
- Kudos:
- 2,884
- Bookmarks:
- 664
- Hits:
- 80,376
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09 Dec 2019
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A sequel, of sorts, to Penalty for Winning.
When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit?
Updated monthly-ish (Japan time).
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 110,094
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 193
- Kudos:
- 1,105
- Bookmarks:
- 352
- Hits:
- 22,063
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23 Nov 2019
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Loner by Verbo
Fandoms: Grand Theft Auto V, Grand Theft Auto IV, Grand Theft Auto Series (Video Games)
23 Jan 2022
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Despite having nothing to do with the mob, Catherine has landed in the crosshairs of a disgraced Liberty City crime family, and someone in the shadows is working desperately against the clock to keep her safe. The three men hired to protect her crash into her life (literally), and who knew guardian angels could be balding, horny, foul-mouthed, desert-dwelling drug dealers?
** Updates will be slow, but I always finish my stories. :) **
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22 Aug 2019
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Four months after Doctor Friedlander's untimely demise, Michael's happy ending has already turned sour. He comes to realize that in order to survive life at home he needs to vent, and decides it's high time to give therapy one more try.
He meets his former shrink's replacement, in the shape of an attractive, newly qualified psychologist. Who quickly becomes far more to him than just a shoulder to cry on.
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- Part 1 of The Beast Of Burden
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10 Aug 2019
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Seeing Guzma back with his parents is a bit more painful than you might realize at first.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 78,561
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 447
- Kudos:
- 2,823
- Bookmarks:
- 320
- Hits:
- 57,611
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29 May 2019
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As the World Falls Down by Khirsah
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
06 Jun 2015
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For the kink meme prompt:
Josephine holds an Orlesian-style ball at Skyhold and everyone is to attend masked and out of uniform. Trevelyan decides that this is the perfect time to blow off some steam without giving anyone reason to brag about having slept with the Herald of Andraste, so she finds a partner for some masked, inebriated, anonymous sex.
Unfortunately, she didn't realize that her stressed out, buttoned-down Commander had the same idea...
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- Part 1 of A Dragon Age Fairy Tale
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 69,069
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 2,793
- Kudos:
- 6,212
- Bookmarks:
- 1,543
- Hits:
- 185,638
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18 Mar 2019
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EDIT: No longer being updated. Re-write will be updated.
Nen is a strange thing. For all that's known about it, there is twice as much unknown. As Morel's team fumbles, trying to piece their lives back together, they drag along another stray. The fight isn't the worst. It's trying to adjust, once more, to 'normalcy'. The incident in East Gorteau is over, but not forgotten.
Heavy influence on the expansion of Nen drawn from Mushishi, Kill la Kill, and the Magical girl genre.
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18 Jul 2017
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In which your scientific job of science has you doing much more art than science, you’re praised for making cup ramen by a fish, there’s a robot on your desk who nearly sparkles, and you accidentally go on a date.
With the robot.
Congrats on the sex, by the way.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,985
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 113
- Kudos:
- 1,835
- Bookmarks:
- 150
- Hits:
- 27,963
Bookmarked by themoonalwaysfalls (dandyqueen)
17 Dec 2015
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In which you enjoy a cute, relaxing evening with your robot boyfriend after a long day at the lab.
Completely unrelated, you find out that if you cross the pink wire with the white wire Mettaton literally vibrates.
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Bookmarked by themoonalwaysfalls (dandyqueen)
17 Dec 2015
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Dipper just wanted to have a normal college life- well, as normal as one could have it while continuing to research the mysteries of Gravity Falls. He did NOT intend to have to deal with losing all of his work just as he needed it the most.
He also did not intend to have a demon be his only chance of getting it back.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 105,922
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Comments:
- 961
- Kudos:
- 7,302
- Bookmarks:
- 1,217
- Hits:
- 147,411
Bookmarked by themoonalwaysfalls (dandyqueen)
20 Jun 2015
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Greatly Approved by damalur
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
24 Jan 2015
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An apostate's guide to popular fiction.
(Or: Hawke runs headlong into Cassandra's book club, Varric comes along for the ride.)
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- Part 1 of Greatly Approved
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,586
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 392
- Kudos:
- 3,104
- Bookmarks:
- 1,023
- Hits:
- 45,525
Bookmarked by themoonalwaysfalls (dandyqueen)
19 Apr 2015
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Irreconcilable Differences by determamfidd
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Mar 2013
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Bruce has been searching for a cure again, but Tony doesn't think the green guy is a disease. Abruptly, he's given everything he's ever wanted, and... well, it seems it's all more complicated than that.
FEATURING:
Hulk - Amateur Psychology Hour with Tony Stark - Clint as a troll - more Hulk - Bruce as an angry introspective mess - Hulk again - Steve as Team Dad - Nick Fury as Nick Fury - Hulk smash! - Tony as a caped crusader for Hulk Rights - Rules, Rules, Rules - Natasha as the boss of everything - the Experimental Method (by T. Hulk) - Thor as the God of Thunder and Frustration - Tony as the king of the oblivious idiots - Stealth Sass Master Banner ...
...and a lot of figuring out who you really are.
And Hulk.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 133,701
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 1,410
- Kudos:
- 5,769
- Bookmarks:
- 2,148
- Hits:
- 122,322
Bookmarked by themoonalwaysfalls (dandyqueen)
23 May 2013