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    Eva Stratt has never been a woman who hesitates.

    She’s made countless decisions after decisions throughout her life, often regardless of the consequences that may result. She’s not an idiot. She’s well aware that there will be consequences, and she’s equally sure that the consequences will be of little concern. The end justifies the means — her actions will be judged, but at least they will have happened.

    But here, alone in a Russian conference room, for once in her life Eva Stratt does not know what to do.

    OR; The beetles make it home.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Beetles return. Sorta earth team watches phm.
    Fuzzy happy feels despite the trauma.

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    He pictured Simon behind him pressed all along his back, hot and heavy and breathing like he was barely holding himself together. Simon’s hand over his mouth. Grace wanted it so fucking bad. He wanted Simon wound past thinking, past all that restraint. Wanted Simon’s teeth at his neck and Simon’s hand low on his stomach, holding him still while Grace fell apart against him. He wanted Simon making those broken growling sounds into his skin like Grace was prey, or food, or home, or some fucked-up fourth thing Grace didn’t have a word for.

     

    Grace’s knees bent; he was barely standing.

     

    He bit down on his lip to keep quiet and pushed his fingers deeper.

     

    A low breath came from in front of him.

     

    “Grace.”

     

    His eyes snapped open.

     

    Shit.

    (For those of you scrolling with your phone in one hand and morals in the other the smut starts in the chapter titled “under the jaw”)

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Researched (citations!) mutated!Simon smut, with feels.

    Grace stay.

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    Harry Potter was never meant to survive - let alone disappear.
    When he returns to the wizarding world years after being presumed dead, everyone expects a saviour. Instead, they find a boy with bright Killing curse eyes, an innate understanding of Dark Magic and runes, and teeth far too sharp for comfort.
    But power always recognises power, and Harry finds himself being pulled - inevitably, irresistibly - toward the two men who wield it best.

    Or, "You think you're clever, don't you?" Severus said, though without the bite he usually reserved for such remarks.
           Harry tilted his head, a wry smirk on his blood red lips. “I think I’m clever enough... Say hi to your husband for me."

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Severus pov as V does politics. 1980s.
    Cohabitation leading to marriage.

    Harry enters the narrative, via st. Brutus

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    Every screen in the room blazed with the same breaking news feed. An alien voice had just asked for him by name on live television.

    “Mr. Grace?” little Jamal whispered from the front row, eyes huge behind his glasses. “Is that really you they’re talking about? Like, you you?”

    Ryland’s mouth opened, but nothing came out. His heart slammed against his ribs like it wanted to escape and hide under the desk with the class hamster. He was just Mr. Grace. The guy who drew cartoon planets on the board, who stayed late helping kids glue together messy dioramas of the solar system, who once spent an entire lunch period comforting a sobbing girl because her goldfish had “gone to the great fishbowl in the sky.” He graded spelling tests on vocabulary words like photosynthesis and asteroid. Aliens did not know his name. Aliens did not ask for science teachers.

    The marker slipped from his fingers and clattered to the floor.

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    21 May 2026

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    Rocky shows up at earth, way ahead of schedule.
    Time travel shenanigans?

    Also watney picked up from mars and in orbit during this whole thing.

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    Once Rocky learned that Grace can whistle, he decided to teach him how to say some basic words in Eridian
    One day when they were close to Erid, Rocky falls ill and is unable to answer to the Eridian message

    Luckily, Grace could answer

    Too bad that Rocky didn't tell just how, juvenile he sounded when he spoke Eridian

    Or

    How Grace confused Eridians about his age

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    28 May 2026

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    Baby talk in eridian means every one thinks earth sent a toddler to space