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“Hello? Yes, this is Trent Crimm, The Independent. I’ve got a bit of an emergency and need Coach Lasso’s mobile.” Trent paused, brow furrowing in irritation. “Well, his son is currently standing in my office, in my newspaper building, which is filled with bloodthirsty journos. Could you make an exception for that?"
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16 Jul 2026
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Trent Crimm's Guide to Figuring Out Your Crush's Feelings For You: Step One. Spreadsheet. There Are No More Steps
Or.... Trent attempts to organize his thoughts and feelings with the reliable spreadsheet. Results vary.
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11 Jul 2026
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Roy has to bring Phoebe to work during Sam's first pre-season with AFC Richmond. She's immediately drawn to Jamie, and Sam watches in shock as his workplace bully has an enthusiastic, earnestly sweet conversation with a six year old girl.
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10 Jul 2026
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"There was a reason he always included his newspaper at the end of his name. People should be identifying Trent with the Birmingham Mail, with journalistic rigor and sarcastic questions, not with locker room smiles. Not with left wing politics. Not with affairs with football players, whose evident straightness could be explained away with a fantasy of tragic closeting.
"But a boy could dream."
Trent Crimm has already lived a long and checkered life as a reporter, but when he meets an inexperienced coach called Ted Lasso, he breaks every single one of his own rules.
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29 Jun 2026
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Westley’s Losing Battle of Emotions by ClementinesChattel
Fandoms: The Princess Bride - William Goldman, Princess Bride (1987)
23 Apr 2020
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It had been so long. His very soul ached to be so close to her. Westley almost couldn’t bring himself to look directly at her, for fear of never being able to look away.
The rough blindfold helped a fair bit to ground him back into reality. That, and the dagger at her throat forcefully reminded him of why he was here. True, she wasn’t necessarily swooning in his arms yet. But for the first time in five agonizing years, he saw his prize clearly.
Or Westley’s POV during his emotional rollercoaster that was the Battle of Wits.
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16 Jun 2026
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Everything about Alicent is rage inducing. The way she’s so awkward she can barely make eye contact, the way her hands shake when they’re together in the same room, the way she looks at Rhaenyra like she’s the first person she’s seen in years. Oh, yeah, and the way she locked her in a freezing underground bunker.
BUNKER AU
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15 Jun 2026
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The Great Pretender by lady_st4rdus7
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.
The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.
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Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.Series
- Part 1 of my hollanov
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09 Jun 2026
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The understanding is this: when Armand and Lestat misbehave, Daniel and Louis get to enjoy themselves together—while telepathically telling each other's maker all about it.
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07 Jun 2026
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do i really have to chart the constellations in his eyes? by dressatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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Everyone at Grover Cleveland Middle School knows Mr. Grace loves his wife. She's practically the only thing he talks about.
So it's strange when rumors start that he's having an affair with the new principal, and even stranger when they seem to be true.
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04 Jun 2026
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Copenhagen, 1992.
Registered partnerships between same-sex couples have just been recognised. Louis and Armand thrive in their simplicity, enjoy life and love each other. One day at the theatre Louis refers to Armand as his husband.
It triggers a serie of chain reactions within Armand, not immediately pleasant.
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04 Jun 2026
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fireman's carry by moonlight_rain
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
03 Mar 2026
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“You know Luke can’t touch her here, right?”
Discomfort settled over his shoulders. He was still in denial that Luke was even alive. “Yeah, I know that.”
“So then what are you so afraid of?”
or, percy, annabeth and grover return to camp half-blood to recuperate after the events of the titan's curse.
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31 May 2026
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Healy is shirtless.
His brain short-circuits.
Jackson Healy is standing before him in nothing but his shorts, a vast expanse of bare skin and broad shoulders and chest hair and–
Holland is staring. He forces his gaze away. They’re at the beach, for Christ’s sake. Of course Healy’s going to take his shirt off. That’s what normal people do.
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4 reasons why Holland March regrets going to the beach, +1 reason he does not.
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25 May 2026
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Careful was not a word that Jackson ever associated with his partner; the man wore recklessness like he wore his garishly colored suits. He might show tact and finesse with clients but he barged into conversations with non-paying entities with the grace of a coked-out bull in an underinsured china shop. If he was measuring his words, something was deeply serious to him. The answer meant something to Holland, which meant Jackson couldn’t just ignore it and try to drift back off to sleep.
“Yeah, yeah.” Jackson grunted, voice rasping. He coughed, rolling over to face Holland after a moment. “What’d you mean?”
“Does it bother you,” Holland repeated in a slower voice, as if that would clear everything up.
It didn’t.
--Jackson would be content to either admire his partner or go to sleep, but he cannot seem to do either. Holland is bound and determined to put some doubts to rest. Too bad he can't seem to tell Jackson what they are.
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24 May 2026
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Between processing the unhealed grief of losing his wife, trying to keep from drinking himself into a coma, and struggling with his freshly grown feelings for his business partner, accepting a new case is probably not the smartest thing March has ever done.
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- Part 2 of goose fics
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23 May 2026
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All Bets Are Off by dex_prentiss
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
23 May 2026
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“Everyone,” she announced, her voice somehow carrying through the crowded room, “I have decided we must bring order to the chaos.” The dramatic pause was definitely intentional. “We must predict the future,” she said, and then motioned for someone behind her.
Everyone stared as Dubois rolled out a whiteboard.
“I present to you,” Ilyukhina said somehow even more dramatically, Dubois slowly flipping the board to reveal something written on it, “The Stratt’s Vat Betting Pool!”Or, Ilyukhina starts a betting pool on the Vat.
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- Part 5 of Stratt's Vat
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23 May 2026
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what exists beyond, beyond, beyond by tardigradeschool
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 May 2026
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"Many stages in Eridian reproductive process. Rocky Adrian laying cycles finally sync up recently. So, Rocky Adrian think finally time for eggs. Adrian lay five eggs, very good. Only, strange thing happen. Rocky only lay one egg."
“Oh,” I say. “That’s unusual, right?”
"Very," Rocky hums.
My throat tightens. "Does that mean there's something wrong? Are you sick?"
Rocky makes a gesture I usually interpret as "not exactly". "Not sick," he says. "But doctors still worry. When Eridian start to make fewer eggs, this usually means laying period of life is over soon. Rocky very young for this. Rocky supposed to be in ideal time of life for laying. Rocky younger than Adrian, even." He shifts on three of his feet. Already, my mind is racing ahead, wondering -- "Doctors told Rocky to ask Grace, is this radiation side effect, question?"
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19 May 2026
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Ruin My Life by Scenic_Moon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 May 2026
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Stratt is right. He doesn't have the courage to follow her to prison, not at the cost of his career, or his life.
He has no political or judicial sway; no way to alleviate the charges that may face her.
But still, he believes.
His whole life is just believing in near-impossible things now; believing in the Hail Mary, and believing in this:
We will meet again somewhere.
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- Part 1 of Ruin My Life
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17 May 2026
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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16 May 2026
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a very sexy grocky fic by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
09 May 2026
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Because there should be more fics from Rocky’s POV ;) 🎶
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15 May 2026
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drowning out the morning birds by depressedbarbie
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 May 2026
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they try to block everything else out. a lot of it finds them anyway.
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07 May 2026