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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Shane Hollander is married, out, and unhinged. Ilya Rozanov is Shane Hollander's biggest supporter.

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    The league finds out how good they had it back when Shane leaned heavily into his media-trained persona.

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    20 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Oscar noticed it first.

    Max said something, then looked at George.

    George smiled, and Max looked absurdly pleased with himself.

    After that, nobody in the paddock could stop noticing.

    Unfortunately for George, once he noticed, he became convinced he had accidentally conditioned Max into seeking his approval through a series of positive reinforcement cycles.

    Unfortunately for Max, George's solution was to stop.

    Or: George Russell becomes convinced he's accidentally recreated Pavlov's dogs experiment on his own crush and somehow reaches every possible conclusion except the correct one.

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    20 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Victims of Shane Hollander’s ‘tism rizz (support group for queer hockey players)

    Ilya Rozanov was added to the chat

    OR: After coming out to none other than Troy Barrett, Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander's recent fiancé, is added to a group chat full of queer hockey players on the current league. The twist? Almost every single one of them had some interaction with Hollander that made them, at the very least, question things. It goes as well as expected.

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    20 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Why the fuck did Oscar have OnlyFans? Had he fallen asleep during every single media training class to have ever existed? Was he stupid? Was he insane? Both?
    Lando jumped from his bed and began to pace, muscles still a little loose from coming. ohgodhejustcametoavideofoscarjackingoff

    Or, oscar has an OnlyFans account and Lando finds it and accidentally jerks off to it once.. twice… a few times. And it sort of ruins his life

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    19 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    Oscar couldn't seem to get himself off for some reason, so even though they're just friends, Lando offered to help him out by giving him a blow job

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    19 Jun 2026