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Gotta be a responsible fandom archivist and make sure all my twitter nonsense is saved. Mix of threads and screenshot drabbles. Pairings/rating/relevant tags listed in the notes of each chapter, work as a whole has been rated E just to cover all bases but ratings for each individual story vary. None of these have been beta'd so I'd genuinely appreciate any pointing out of typos.
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This is a thing they do sometimes. The talking about other people thing, about having a third. It’s just...something they both like. Yoongi hasn’t ever examined it too closely. But this hot neighbor. The hot neighbor’s really taken it up a notch.
--Yoongi and Hoseok are very in love and very famous. The man renting the vacation home next to theirs knows about one of these things.
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bite my lip and close my eyes by cryptidlesbean for SpicyPromise
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 Oct 2020
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Jimin is doing great. Jimin is fucking chill. Jimin just needs to ask his hyung a super normal question and everything is fine.
“Hey,” Jimin says, in what he hopes is his most casual voice, “Do you ever jerk off with any of the others still?”
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Jimin and Hoseok have been jerking off together for like, a really long time. Is that weird?
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Park Jimin is a capable young woman who responds to an ongoing personal sexuality crisis in the most reasonable possible way - by having weird impromptu sex with her room/bandmate.
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"I know for a fact that the others would love the idea, they just haven't been brave enough to say."
Chan learns to be brave.
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- Part 2 of Pro Re Nata Series
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13 Jul 2026
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Minho doesn’t claim to be a perfect person. He doesn’t believe in God and he’s never gone to church or whatever else is supposed to make someone a moral human being. But he’s generally good, he thinks.
So, hearing how his neighbor pleasures himself isn’t his fault. He wasn’t actively listening for it, okay? So he got hard a few times. And? Is he not allowed to touch himself at the same time in his own shower?
or: minho spends months listening to his new neighbor masturbate in the shower until a plumbing issue forces him to do something about it.
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27 Jun 2026
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Jisung’s gaze flicks between them, calculating. Chris knows that look. Jisung’s drunk, but his brain never stops looking for drama. “Okay, okay. I got something. No one fight me.”
“This is gonna be some bullshit,” Changbin mutters, but he’s smiling.
Jisung points the neck of the bottle at Chris. “Actually, it’s a two-for-one special. Chris, you can weigh in, because I’m a generous god.”
“Hit me,” Chris says, tipping his head back to take the last gulp of his beer. “I fear nothing.”
“Cap,” Minho calls out.
Jisung leans forward, elbows on his knees, theatrically serious. “Alright. I dare you—” he points at Changbin “—to kiss him—” he points at Chris “—properly. None of that grandma peck bullshit. At least ten seconds. Tongue allowed. Encouraged, even.”
or; Chan and Changbin aren't gay. That doesn't mean they can't make out a little.
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16 May 2026
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“You're gonna be good for me, unnie?”
What the fuck. “So good, Minhee, I promise, please.”
Minhee smirks, and the thought of being made fun of shouldn't turn Chan on as much as it does. “Yeah? You haven't been good to me lately, you know.”
Chan wants Minhee; Minhee is tired of Chan being oblivious.
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- Part 1 of lesbian skz
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08 May 2026
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The girls pull back slowly, both breathing hard.
"That was really good," Chan says. "You two are so pretty, you know that?"
Lixie's eyes widen. Chan's told her before, and just like that time, she blushes, trying unsuccessfully to hold back her smile. "You… You really think I'm pretty?"
Beside her, Jisun chews on her lip, looking similarly flustered and pleased. "You think we're pretty?"
"Yeah, of course," Chan answers honestly. "Both of you are really pretty, the prettiest girls in town, everyone knows that."
Still stroking himself in his pants, Minho nods. "You're both beautiful. Honestly… it's really hot watching two girls as pretty as you make out like that."
Chan would never dare to use the word 'hot' in Lixie's presence, but the girls' faces instantly light up.
"Hot? You think we're hot?" Lixie asks, giggling.
Jisun giggles too. "No one's ever called us hot before…"
That's because Minho's the only person brave enough.
Lixie has a crush on Chan. Jisun has a crush on Minho. They're inexperienced but love attention.
Chan has a crush on Lixie. Minho has a crush on Jisun. Two is always better than one.
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21 Apr 2026