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Missed Prayers and Misunderstandings by Torigale
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
16 Mar 2025
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Apollo is a god.
His six months as Lester Papadopoulos are over and he's back to his usual routine. Driving the sun chariot, being generally goddy and answering prayers. In the grand scheme of things, six months isn't very long. He's pretty sure he hasn't missed much.
'You have 58 missed prayers from Yuu (your demigod child)'
He's very quickly proven wrong.
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- Part 1 of Phoebus Yuu AU
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26 Jul 2026
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Tobirama could map the spread of a poison, trace the arc of a contagion. But this was something else. A pressure building beneath the surface of every mind in Konoha, eroding restraint, whispering that want was reason enough.
He’d already ruled out infection, chakra interference, genjutsu, mass hysteria. None of it accounted for the same hollow look in the eyes of some of the villagers or the sudden hunger that burned through the rest. Something deeper was threading through them all, and it had started here—seven days ago.
At the center of it sat the merchant’s gift he confiscated from Kagami.
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12 Jul 2026
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“…Come again?”
Tobirama should’ve learned by now that his preferred and efficient method of conveying information would never be enough for Hashirama. His brother, for all his greatness, often required the dots to be connected for him — sometimes drawn in crayon.
“They’re marriage proposals, Anija,” Tobirama repeated, this time with the slow patience reserved for children and overly sentimental brothers. He shuffled the top scrolls with sharp, practiced hands. “You’re already married and probably expecting an heir soon, which makes me the next eligible candidate for politically motivated courtship. The clans want unity. The daimyō want leverage. And apparently, the rest of the country wants a spectacle.”
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12 Jul 2026
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“Maybe this is their way of apologizing?” Charlie replied.
“By turning themselves into marketable plushies?”
Husk grumbled. “What kind of idiot would carry these things around anyway?”
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or, Alastor acquires a Vox plush and makes it everyone else's problem
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03 Jun 2026
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A lonely, guilty Alastor masturbates to the memories of being raped by Vox.
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03 Jun 2026
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Vincent is a possessive man but Alastor secretly likes that.
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29 May 2026
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Vincent needs to milk his disobedient Cow Hybrid Alastor. He has a special technique for milking him, though.
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- Part 3 of Voxal/Staticradio Dead Dove Ficlets
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27 May 2026
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Vincent realizes he doesn't feel love, at least not in the way that people describe it. He feels something else instead for Alastor.
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- Part 2 of Voxal/Staticradio Dead Dove Ficlets
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27 May 2026
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“I just need enough to get to New York, and then I’m gonna make my fortune.” Vinciane had said. Unlike most people, she was telling the truth. Not that she knew that for sure at the time - the future was unpredictable, and her confidence was admittedly unfounded. But she would, in fact, make a fortune in New York, prior to her untimely death.
Much of the perseverance that eventually led to her fortune would be sourced from that sentence and the woman who entered her life as a consequence.
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25 May 2026
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“Ye-heh-eah! Outta my way losers, I got a ginger bitch to make fun of! Where’s Alastor’s room!?”
Hospital doors made for great entrances when kicked since they were designed to bounce open under force, but everyone behind this hospital door was too busy acting somber to notice. Rude. It was a hospital, not a morgue. They all did their time on the table; only bleeding hearts and drug salesmen bothered to look all serious about it every time.
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24 May 2026
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Vinciane’s hair was shorn.
That told Alastor everything she needed to know about the events of her weeks in recovery. Vinciane’s hair was shorn, meaning she was now her brother Vincent, meaning there was cause for her fabled “identical twin brother” to arrive to manage the estate.
Meaning Vinciane's husband was dead.
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21 May 2026
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What he doesn't know won't hurt him by Gotham_Blight, VesperServus
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
19 May 2026
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Clark finds a sex toy seemingly designed to resemble Bruce's pussy in a wizard's hideout.
He hadn't expected it to be connected to Bruce.
Not that he minds.
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- Part 1 of the bruce-toy diaries
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21 May 2026
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Days in the making, finally — the radio station executive gets his wish.
Paired with their most prestigious celebrity, Alastor, on one of their annual business ventures, the glasses-wearing cunning executive has something new in his sights.
Abusing Alastor's trust while he's sleeping is justified when you can piss in his ass.
HellaPissWeek Day 2: Inside an Orifice
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- Part 7 of Events & Challenges
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19 May 2026
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Vinciane stepped out of the noisy gala, digging a gold lighter from her azure blazer’s pocket. A few strikes had flame interrupting the cool moonlight. She breathed to ignite her cigarette, then flicked the lighter shut. She’d have to refill it soon. She’d been trying to remember for a week. She was too distracted. Too distracted to refill her lighter, too distracted for this gala, too distracted to notice she wasn’t alone until Alastor was well within stabbing range.
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19 May 2026
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Access denied: age unverifiable.
Access denied: age unverifiable.
Access denied: age unverifiable.“Are you kidding me!?” Vincent shouted, slapping the front of his wall-embedded coffee maker. “I’m forty-five! I’ve used this thing every morning for three years!”
Or: In which Vincent beats the machine (but not literally - Alastor has to ask nicely for that).
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19 May 2026
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The price of success is often scorned, a trifling matter.
Celebrating the anniversary of their high class radio station, what better way than to splurge on a glamorous new car?
Going for a ride as the only passenger, exclusive access bestowed by the top executive producer, Alastor thinks he's earned respect.
His delight quickly vanishes once he's learned the real reason behind the private test drive: no pit stops, or he's punished at home.
HellaPissWeek2026 — Day 1, Holding it In.
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- Part 6 of Events & Challenges
- Part 12 of Retro Tunes
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18 May 2026
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At three in the afternoon the Thursday before spring break, even the few students who’d bothered to show up for class raced out two minutes before the bell.
But not Victoria.
Victoria had made no friends in her twice-weekly afternoon course, so no one lingered to try to walk with her like they did in all her other classes. By March, this was pointed and intentional. Back in January, she just kept forgetting there were people other than Professor Alastor in the room.
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18 May 2026
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Heaven Can Be Found in a Cleaning Cupboard by seasick_sparrowhawk for StarfallSi
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Dec 2025
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‘You moron,’ Alastor crackles. ‘You did that on purpose.’
‘Of course I did,’ breathes Vox, hands reaching for him. ‘You look so fucking good Al, I had to get at you somehow.’
Alastor snarls in response to this and grabs out in return, fists bunching in his crisp ivory dress shirt. He leans in.
(There’s a three-step knack to getting The Radio Demon pliant and willing to be fucked, and Vox is endlessly smug about being the only one to have cracked it.)
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11 May 2026
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Mixed Signals by teamchaosprez
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
02 May 2026
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Another mating cycle finds Alastor and Vox seeking one another's company to get through it once more. Some communication is required before they can continue their arrangement; unfortunately, at least one of them is terrible at putting feelings into words, but fortunately Vox is better at reading Alastor than he'd care to admit.
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- Part 2 of Scent Control
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07 May 2026
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For someone who didn’t technically have a brain anymore, Vox’s head was remarkably full of ideas. It seemed that his systems – or CPU, as Alastor had learned it was called – worked tirelessly to come up with new ludicrous, but frankly exciting little schemes.
Those plans were either destined to crash and burn, which would’ve been entertaining, to say the least, or they’d actually prove successful, which was equally as compelling.
That silly box, always so greedy and ambitious. His hunger for reach and influence matched Alastor’s own appetite for…. well, power, and sinner flesh, probably.
Vox's latest idea for their business seems utterly nonsensical. But Alastor soon discovers what a visionary his dear picture box truly is.
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- Part 4 of Broadcast Boyfriends
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04 May 2026