crying_obsidian



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    “Alright.” You set the pouch down in front of you and begin unwinding the twine that binds it at the top, grinning when the cloth falls away to reveal the stack of wheat wafers, chocolate, and mallow mixture. “We’re going to make s’mores!”

    Muriel stares at you blankly. “...’S’mores’?”

    Oh no. Oh no, no, no.

    “Y-you know...s’mores!”

    Judging by the lost-puppy tilt of his head, he most certainly does not know.

    This is a tragedy. A catastrophe.

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    You top Muriel for the first time and he's a very responsive, eager bottom. Also some fluff and love yada yada how are summaries actually supposed to work

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Lance wasn't going to use pick up lines. He was better then that.

    Except then he did. And realized one could be good at pick up lines. (As good as one can get speaking abominations into existence)

    Lance can't let this stand. Walter is Too Smug about his pick up lines and Lance is determined to beat him at his own game.

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    15 May 2026

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    Lance considers it for a moment, what it might take to request that Walter not dick himself down with his giant glittery purple dildo while he’s living here. However, it somehow sits weirder to imagine enforcing that boundary than just turning a blind eye to whatever happens in this room. He sighs, thumbing at the bridge of his nose in resignation . “Nah, it’s fine. I mean, I wouldn’t have even known if the box didn’t break, so—you do you, man. Just. Do you quietly. I better not hear any suspicious sounds coming from under the door in the middle of the night, ok?”

    Walter grins, crooked incisor flashing in a way that tugs peculiarly at Lance’s insides. “Don’t worry. I can be quiet.”

    And Lance really wishes those words would quit resounding on a loop in his head like a heartbeat.

    Or, Lance sees Walter's dildo and can't stop thinking about it.

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    “Can I give you some serum so you can be a pigeon tonight?” Walter spills, eyes pleading, mouth twisting into a pout as he cranes his neck to look pitifully up at him.

    Lance stares, sort of offended. It wasn’t what he was expecting, though he’s not sure there was an expectation in the first place. Not really, he has no idea what Walter is ever talking about most of the time. “What?! Why? Boy, I swear, you like me better as a bird than a man. You’re always trying to get me to—”

    “I don’t—I don’t like you better,” Walter slurs, rolling into his back to stubbornly stare at the ceiling. He’s wearing his apron, still, and the frills bunch around his pink face like a Shakespearean collar. “It’s not that.”

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