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Robberies & (Crab) Raves by completelyrotten for misslillianvalentine
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Aug 2025
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Astarion is trying to get the goods and Gale is in a pinch.
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“Karlach’s right, Gale. It’s a delicious cake. Now come show off my dessert to the passing cars.”
“Astarion! Can you not talk about my gluteus maximus with such vulgarity?”-
The tadpole gang relives teenage shenanigans.
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No Ordinary Chest or the Risk of Wizardly Distractions by completelyrotten for mustardsprite
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
01 Apr 2025
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“Don’t you dare! I don’t need help from you, or anyone for that matter, I can do this entirely on my own.” Astarion hissed, bent down with his hands on the lid as he glared at Gale, feeling the lid part without even needing to be unlocked. “See! I don’t even need—what?”
Gale was horrified with his hands up as if he were about to open his mouth and let out a damsel-in-distress scream when humid breath hit Astarion’s face from inside the chest. -
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Gale holds up the star and asks, “You’re the one leaving them, aren’t you?”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Astarion replies with a coy smile.-
Three times Gale was left an origami figure at camp.
Prompt: Hobbies
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- Part 6 of BWBR: 31 Gays of Summer
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Gale clears his throat before confirming, “Well, yes actually. She had difficulty explaining it. I believe it could be worth noting for research purposes.”
Laughter peels out from the elf's throat, he doesn’t believe that for a second. Astarion comes in closer and slides a hand up from Gale’s knee to his inner thigh, parting his legs to settle between them. “For research, you say?”
A quick inhale and Gale’s tongue darts out to wet his bottom lip before he speaks.
“Purely.”-
Astarion is determined to get a taste.
Prompt: Temptation
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- Part 5 of BWBR: 31 Gays of Summer
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BWBR: 31 Gays of Summer by AcrylicAgony, completelyrotten
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Jul 2024
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Bloodweave Brainrot Discord's Weekly Prompts
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Mystery Work
Part of Dumpster Pile
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by completelyrotten
02 Jun 2026
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Astarion and Gale are dildos of their respective masters. When they're thrown into the dark depths of the cupboard together and forgotten about, they have nothing better to do than bond.
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15 Feb 2026
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Herbal Remedies by nyxueaurelia for thecheeseburgercat
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Sep 2024
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“I see,” he said, his voice low and dripping with promise. He picked up the rosemary he’d originally been sniffing, carefully putting it to the side. “I do intend to purchase some herbs first though, darling.”
“First?” Halsin asked, raising an eyebrow at him.
The man tutted at him, hands on his hips. “Darling, I think it’s already a forgone conclusion that I’m following you home and getting fucked. Now, do you have any lavender?”
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A modern AU disaster involving Astarion, an unlikely fiance, the herb seller at the local market, and a fair amount of angst and gratuitous smut. I may cause angsty trauma, but we always find a good ending eventually!
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Bookmarked by completelyrotten
07 Jul 2024
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“Everything has a price,” he said, his voice silky smooth.
Astarion wasn't sure he'd ever felt this well and truly fucked in his entire life before, in more ways than one.
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After graduating from law school under the shadow of a scandal, Astarion takes an internship working for the infamous Cazador Szaar, whose law firm is notorious for getting results.
And while working for Cazador is a good way to make sure your resume won't be overlooked in the future, it comes with a price tag that Astarion is all too familiar with paying.
Thankfully, the new security guard, Wyll, has been a welcome distraction, and an even more welcome friend. And, perhaps, something more...
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- Part 1 of Trip the Darkness
Bookmarked by completelyrotten
04 Jul 2024