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    There is a giant in his garden.

    He blinks his eyes a few times and crouches a little to sneak closer to the door. It’s pulling weeds out of the bushes, incredible. He squints in disbelief.

    Who breaks into another person’s house to de-weed their garden?

    (or: Napoleon is in search of a gardener to tend to his garden when he's on missions. He doesn't expect a 6'5" Russian Adonis to fulfil the role)

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    06 Jun 2026

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    "What if I've forgotten how?" Wei Ying says persistently. "What if I'm not good at it any more? Lan Zhan, you have to help me. You have to."

    "How would you like me to help you?" Lan Zhan is tired. Maybe it's the heat, but he feels so very tired right now. He pops open his seltzer and takes a long sip.

    "Kiss me," Wei Ying says promptly. "Show me how."

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Wei Wuxian knows that Lan Zhan is the same Lan Zhan as before, but also so, so different. This Lan Zhan is soft for him. This Lan Zhan has a set jaw and a steely look in his eye, ready to fight anyone who gets in Wei Wuxian's way. This Lan Zhan puts up no fronts - it almost hurts to look at him, he's so open.

    Wei Wuxian looks at this Lan Zhan, and he wonders.

    (i.e., Wei Wuxian tries real hard to use his two brain cells to figure out if Lan Zhan likes-him, likes-him or not.)

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Four times Lan Zhan walks in on his roommate masturbating.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “What if someone went for an early morning swim, hm? They’ll see the great Hanguang-jun defiling the cursed Yiling Patriarch in a boat—” Wei Wuxian let his hands fall back on the floor by his head, palms up, fingers curled loosely as he smiled at Lan Wangji. “Go ahead, Er-Gege. Defile me.”

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    04 Jun 2026