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Enrapture. Enthrall. Entomb. by FourCrowsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
25 Sep 2025
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AKA, Scott’s three step guide to exerting your will and fancy over the poors for nefariously sexual purposes.
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16 Jul 2026
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Whose Scoring Now? by FourCrowsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Jul 2025
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Joel wishes he would go back to wherever he transferred from. Joel wasn’t paying attention to him, to the announcement, to his introduction, to anything about Schrodinger's blonde until their first practice where he couldn’t block a single shot.
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- Part 6 of Crow's GriBeans Week 2025 Fics
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- 2,435
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- 1/1
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16 Jul 2026
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There is something calming about redstone.
Sure it can be frustrating when it doesn’t work or one crumb of dirt gums up a contraption for hours - but the feeling of it staining his fingers, the fizzle in the air as it is powered, and the rhythmic click, thump, and whirl of components - Tango wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world.
There is something comforting about redstone.
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15 Jul 2026
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The Breaking Point of a God by grey_cat_crozzing
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP
23 Dec 2022
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Watchers were supposed to be worshipped. It’s their source of powers as minor deities, after all.
Grian, who wanted nothing more than to forget his Watcher past, was quite happy not to be worshipped at all. So when the Hermits collectively started praying to Xelqua and Grian started to gain a lot of Watcher magic, it put a real damper on his mood, health, self-perception and his relationships. With Mumbo gone off-world, it was now up to Scar, Pearl and Xisuma to worry about him – if Grian would let them. But Grian was nothing if not stubborn. He’d get through this alone, right?
..Right?
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12 Jul 2026
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Grian ends up swapping with another version of himself by some means. When he wakes up in a parallel universe, things are different.
He is different.Who could've known that in a different version, hermitcraft was an A/B/O server?
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If you're only here to leave a mean comment, please don't. You're just wasting time and being annoying.- Language:
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- 66,107
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- 16/?
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20 Jun 2026
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Save A Slice For Me by enkays_den for Eluminium
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
16 Jul 2025
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Skizz was in mourning. Well, the more accurate description would be that he’d been in mourning for a while, now. And who could blame him? His favorite pizza guy was retiring.
A fic that COMPLETELY got away from me.
Imp and Skizz Podcast 107 they discuss what jobs they had in the past, and they cited their favorite jobs as pizza maker and car mechanic. My friend Eluminium made ONE tumblr post and infected me, so now I'm making it everyone's problem.
WOE, have stupid guys that can't talk about their feelings and making all their friends/coworkers/surrogate children suffer for it.
Skizzpulse crack treated seriously because that is what I bring to this house.
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- English
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- 12/12
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14 Jun 2026
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Martyn is quite ashamed of the fact that leaving with Ren for a while led his body to change.
Ren thinks he couldn't be more wrong, and he will make that clear.A collection of loosely interconnected one-shots, updated whenever I feel like it
Treebark: pretty much all the chapters
Martyn/Jimmy/Grian (sorta): chapter 6
Mean gills: chapter 9&11
Ahasbands: chapter 11- Language:
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- 27,055
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- 12/?
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11 Jun 2026
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Thrice Mumbo is Helplessly Hypnotized And One Time Grian Gets Curious by CatchTheseHands for kuruasu
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
09 Apr 2026
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Mumbo is very susceptible to the hypnotising effect of redstone. It's not really a thing he can help. At least he has Grian to help him when he's stuck in yet another redstone drop based predicament!
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- Part 16 of Catch's Smut Practise
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- English
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10 Jun 2026
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Ren tries to save Martyn's imagined purity from himself. Martyn wants that hot man right now.
(Tomorrow, Cleo will come up with a plan how to save everyone)Series
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01 Jun 2026
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Ren had a one-night stand with Martyn believing they might die any time soon. They didn't. Now, he has to live with it.
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01 Jun 2026
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Loyalty of traitors by KeroseneLamp
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
24 Jun 2026
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In the midst of rising political and cultural tensions, Martyn, a landless knight, arrives to Dogwarts to spy on and potentially assassinate Ren, the Red Prince of the North. He catches feelings for his target but chooses to ignore this problem, hoping it will go away by itself. Unfortunately for him, life has its own plans...
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- Part 1 of Twin Rens AU
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28 May 2026
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Despite the hardships of Double Life, the players have returned for another game, which has been dubbed Triple Life. No one's health is linked, but everyone is assigned one of three roles: Alpha, beta, or omega. These roles come with slight physical changes, new and sometimes surprising instincts, and the urge to form teams of three consisting of one of each role. Everyone must learn to navigate the changes brought by these roles, finding their teams and just trying to survive, all while dealing with an exceptionally cold map and whatever feelings may remain after their previous games together. One thing is for sure. It's going to be an interesting game.
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- 38/38
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18 May 2026
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It's another day on the Wild Life SMP and a spicy new wildcard has activated, making all the players insatiably horny while also unable to get off unless they figure out the specific random kink that's been assigned to each of them. It's going to be a very interesting day.
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- English
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- 9/9
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17 May 2026
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Ren moves quietly, but all it takes is one treacherous branch hidden in the grass to crack loudly and ruin it. He tries to run, but before he gets his chance, he finds himself on the ground, face in the grass, familiar weight pressing him down.
“Here you are!”
Ren growls and tries to fight, he seriously does, but despite being shorter, Martyn is heavier and more skilled. Ren's hands are twisted behind his back in no time.
“Are you trying to get away from me?”Bookmarked by coldvampire
17 May 2026
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How Perfect You Are (If Only They Knew) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
29 Dec 2024
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Ren should be focusing on his work, but his Hand makes that a difficult task.
3rd Life - Royalty AU
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- 7,128
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- 1/1
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16 May 2026
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“M-Martyn? What’re you– I mean. Ahem. What-eth be-est thou doing here, strange peasant?”
Blinking innocently, Martyn looked over his shoulder, and went up onto his tiptoes – to reach the next level of the bookshelves with his duster, yes, but also to make his skirt ride up a little. He was wearing garters underneath the maid dress and pinafore, to hold his thigh-high socks up, and he figured Ren might appreciate a little flash. “Oh! Hello, milord. Did Bdubs not tell you he’d hired me to clean the Crastle?"
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03 May 2026
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In which Impulse and Bdubs do as newlyweds are wont to do; Ren evangelises to Bigb about the benefits of mutual masturbation; Jimmy discovers an effective method for calming Tango down; Joel discovers the exceptionally enjoyable dangers of antagonising Etho; Cleo and Martyn do a bit of long-distance relationship negotiation; Scar sends Grian down memory lane to a different world entirely; and precisely nothing changes between Pearl and Scott.
(Seven short drabbles about the soulmate duos discovering that it's not only pain that transfers over, in approximate order of how well they handle it.)
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02 May 2026
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
20 May 2026
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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- 284,119
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- 16/16
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01 May 2026
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“Martyn,” Ren murmured, “you don’t owe me anything.” His tone made Martyn’s chest ache like a wound.
Martyn’s hand found its way softly to Ren’s lips, one finger holding them closed. “I would like to pay you back, milord.”
Ren fell quiet, nodded under the press of Martyn’s fingertips. One clawed hand came up to grasp his wrist and tugged it gently away. “Anything you wish.”After the Red King rescues Martyn from a difficult encounter, Martyn seeks to repay his Lord with an act of service. Ren is more than happy to oblige.
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27 Apr 2026
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how to deal with your supernatural lust for blood (and other things) in a completely normal and god-honoring fashion by Anonymous
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
26 Sep 2021
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“My liege,” he started, voice soft but deliberate, “You know if there’s anything you want assistance with — anything at all — I’m here to help.”
“Anything,” Ren repeated, eyes locked onto Martyn’s face. “You do realize what you’re offering? What I want of you, Hand?”
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27 Apr 2026