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A collection of drabbles by yours truly. 💙
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Foolish One by coldbrewcalico for SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Apr 2026
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It's an innocent game of spin the bottle. Easy, right?
Fortunately for Hermione and Ron, they're both really bad at playing by the rules. -
Try Again by coldbrewcalico for FrostedFamiliar, VerseandVictoire
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2026
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No one is more thrilled to have Hermione on board as the DMLE’s Head Healer than Auror Ron Weasley. Much to Hermione’s chagrin, he thinks getting to work with his girlfriend right next door is perhaps the best thing that’s ever happened to him.
She might be more inclined to agree, if only he didn’t insist on knocking on her door nearly every other hour.
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Falter by coldbrewcalico for VerseandVictoire, Whatrebeccawrites, Alwaysabookworm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Mar 2026
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It was supposed to be a routine, run-of-the-mill sting operation. Cause just enough chaos at one of the known Death Eater locations, not blow their whole fucking cover. But of course when Seamus Finnigan is involved, things hardly go as planned.
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Never Felt Worse by coldbrewcalico for callhermalfoy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Feb 2026
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Back at Hogwarts, Draco is forced to acquaint himself with the colour red. He hates it, of course.
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Like human puberty, Veela puberty can come with its own pitfalls. Uh-oh! Is that a mood swing? Veela hormones are twice as strong as their human counterparts, so you may find yourself dizzily cheerful in the morning and despairing your wretched existence in the afternoon. Don’t worry. It’s all normal. It’ll smooth out over time. Healing sexual touch can help!
Draco’s 1983 Veela Puberty guide didn’t say anything about what to do if you accidentally seduced your roommate. Oops.
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22 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy, Head of Veela Affairs at the Department of Magical Beings, does not do people favours.
Harry Potter, recently turned werewolf, is not “people” – not to Draco anyway.
Does Draco plan to fall in love with Harry when he decides to help him? No. Does he end up falling in love with him anyway? Pft, what do you think?
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22 Jun 2026
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The Broom-Averse Guide to Magical Methods of Transportation by malpal132
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2024
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“I hate the Floo,” he says. It just comes out of him, like the time he’d jinxed himself to vomit slugs. “It gives me migraines for days afterward. S’why I asked Nott for a Portkey.”
Pansy laughs ruefully, pulling her fisherman’s beanie on a little tighter. Her feet stay planted where they are. “I have my reasons, too,” she says.
He holds out his hand in a flourish, motioning for her to list them.
“It’s none of your—” She stops. “Look,” she says, her gaze at her feet before she meets his. “I’m not just being a cunt. Traveling with me is…complicated.”
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- Part 2 of Healer's Guide Universe
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Bookmarked by coldbrewcalico
21 Jun 2026
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Mr Blue Sky, please tell us why, you had to hide away for so long...
After five years, Malfoy had finally escaped house arrest, and he moved in just a few streets down from Grimmauld Place. Overnight, the Daily Prophet seemed to fall in love with him. For his charity work, and his charming smile, and—Harry was sure—his prattish fucking personality. No matter how hard Harry tried, he couldn’t stop running into him.
Harry had bigger problems, though. His best friends in the world were having a baby together, which was fantastic, except that they weren’t sure Harry could hold it together well enough to be Godfather.
But despite Malfoy being flat broke, with a dead dad, and no one willing to risk hiring him, he appeared to be completely in control of the narrative surrounding his newfound freedom. Maybe Harry could learn a thing or two from the best of the best.
After all, he had the entire pregnancy to convince Ron and Hermione that he was perfectly, entirely, 100% fine. If sometimes he had to fistfight Malfoy about it, well, that was nothing new.
Song: Mr. Blue Sky by the Electric Light Orchestra
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The Luthier by captaindingdong (professorcockblock) for Angeldogdives
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jun 2026
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“You brought me a tree,” Ron said, helpless to explain it any other way.
Harry arrives with a gift in the storm. Unanticipated by either of them, it turns out to be a wildly romantic thing to do.
This, my friends, is a fic about cellos.
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19 Jun 2026