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Can't Hide the Hickies by coffeegrump
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Aug 2022
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The morning after a night of fun, Peter and MJ have really marked each other up. MJ is proud. Peter is mortified.
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- Part 4 of Never So Happy to Have Been Caught
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So You Fell In Love With Your Best Friends... Now What? by coffeegrump
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
09 Sep 2021
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After years of friendship, three friends finally figure out that they can be more than just friends. Peter, MJ, and Ned live together for a while until they get together. The Golden Trio becomes a perfect trio as they were meant to be.
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Peter finds MJ's sketchbook diary and makes some surprisingly emotional discoveries within her sexual fantasies.
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The Avengers Accidentally Adopt Some Teens from Queens by coffeegrump
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Nov 2020
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The rogue Avengers are back and have been officially pardoned. Despite his reservations, Tony invites them to live at the complex once more. Maybe they could fix the team while they fixed the Accords. Much to their surprise, the complex has some new residents. A few teenagers, to be exact.
Living with the teens is quite an experience, but it might be just what they need to become a family again.
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If he'd just kept his damn shirt on, she wouldn't be in this situation. She's so glad he took his shirt off.
[MJ watches Peter work out and things get pretty spicy.]
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- Part 3 of Never So Happy to Have Been Caught
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Never So Happy to Have Been Caught by coffeegrump
Fandom Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Aug 2022
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High School is a Horny Hormonal Hellscape by coffeegrump
Fandom Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
24 Apr 2018
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Before you got put into your coma, shit, even after, you didn’t think you’d find yourself in this situation. Ask yourself when you were 10, what would you be doing in your mid-30s? Well, 10 year-old you would have many answers, pursuing your dreams, being a superhero, maybe talking to your best friend.
The real answer would be watching a convict from an alternate reality, and the 8th grade science teacher from Grover Cleveland middle school, make-out. With their hands touching you, touching each other, eyes closed and not realizing they’d been tonguing each other.
Regardless, this is much better than pursuing your dreams.
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In easier words, you want Ryland. Ryland wants you. You want Simon. Simon wants you. They also want each-other.
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16 Jun 2026
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You've had some mental turmoil about your relationship with Ryland Grace - risk telling him how you feel or play it safe and shut your mouth? After some liquid courage, you're compelled to show him how you really feel. And he doesn't mind at all.
(i.e. - you ride the hot space nerd. that's it. that's the fic)
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Never wrote NSFW before so just wanna say this is an explicit work of fiction; no one under 18 is permitted to interact with this story. This is a consensual situation, with consenting adults.Bookmarked by coffeegrump
09 Jun 2026
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When Eva Stratt called an unexpected meeting, nobody expected it to be about a message from off-planet, from an alien species who wished to share knowledge.
Especially when the voice translating the message was Ryland Grace's.
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01 Jun 2026
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This had been a long time coming.
It had been months since Grace pulled Simon from his artificial waters, bloody and half-insane. Months since he's nursed him back to health, met his feral bullshit with kindness, and informed him that whatever fucked up wormhole he'd popped out of led him to a universe full of stars and planets and an Earth light-years away.
Their caution of one another (though mostly on Simon's side) gradually morphed into respect. Not long after, it became attraction.
Today, their pining hit its breaking point.
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- Part 1 of Inappropriate Exclamations
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27 May 2026
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what exists beyond, beyond, beyond by tardigradeschool
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 May 2026
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"Many stages in Eridian reproductive process. Rocky Adrian laying cycles finally sync up recently. So, Rocky Adrian think finally time for eggs. Adrian lay five eggs, very good. Only, strange thing happen. Rocky only lay one egg."
“Oh,” I say. “That’s unusual, right?”
"Very," Rocky hums.
My throat tightens. "Does that mean there's something wrong? Are you sick?"
Rocky makes a gesture I usually interpret as "not exactly". "Not sick," he says. "But doctors still worry. When Eridian start to make fewer eggs, this usually means laying period of life is over soon. Rocky very young for this. Rocky supposed to be in ideal time of life for laying. Rocky younger than Adrian, even." He shifts on three of his feet. Already, my mind is racing ahead, wondering -- "Doctors told Rocky to ask Grace, is this radiation side effect, question?"
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16 May 2026