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    19 Jul 2026

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    “In a way, all the people I met are my saviors—I just want to vanish without hurting any of them.”
    — Sanji, ‘ch. 845’

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    After Whole Cake Island, Sanji returns to the crew – happy to be reunited with his real family – but unaware that something very important is missing…

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Sanji wants Zoro's blood, but can't tell him; also Sanji is Zoro's mate, but neither knows—naturally, a miscommunication occurs.

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    When a wolfsbane-addled werewolf wandered into his garden and ate all his watermelons, Sanji had assumed the most annoying part would be tolerating the wolf's horrendous lack of manners—or the annoying persistence at owing him a favor. He was wrong on both counts. As the reclusive vampire quickly discovered, the hardest part was trying to remain calm when the wolf's enticing blood kept putting him at risk of doing something incredibly stupid...

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    26 May 2026

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    “This… this would qualify as a mental breakdown, right?” Triton asked, frowning over his shoulder to where Percy was still fuming in the corner. The lady at the counter curiously glanced over before lifting a questioning brow. “My brother – half-brother, technically, I have much better breeding – decided to run away from home to where our father can’t reach him and now he won’t leave. And now I can’t leave unless he leaves,” Triton continued. Percy opened his mouth to object that wasn’t what happened at all, but the tyrant only waved a hand to silence him. “He’s seen war or whatever, so if you could maybe just drug him then I’ll throw him into a suitcase and we can be out of here by the Summer Solstice!”

    Silence. Finally, the woman cleared her throat and turned to Percy.

    “I’m guessing he’s the one you want checked into the mental hospital?” She asked. Triton gasped as Percy punched the air in victory.

    “Aha!”

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    Getting in trouble works a little differently when your parent is an all-powerful god. Sometimes you have to escape to the land beyond gods and get your immortal brother turned human to drag you back so you can be exploded a million pieces. You know, normal teenage stuff.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    “So,” Ilya says, dragging the word out. He’s swiping at non-existent crumbs on the counter, avoiding his eyes. “You have dinner at parents on Christmas, yes?” 

    “Yeah.” 

    Ilya nods. “I can house-sit while you are away. Make place pretty, if you have decorations. Make it less boring.” 

    Shane’s eyebrows fly up. “What? You don’t want to come with?” 

    Finally, Ilya looks up at him. Hesitantly, he asks, “You want me to come with?” 

    Frowning, Shane says, “I– yeah. Yeah, of course. You think I invited you here just so you could spend Christmas alone?” 

    Looking away, Ilya shrugs. “I am intruder here, Hollander. You have family. I do not. Makes situation… difficult, maybe. You forget the world thinks we are rivals.” 

    “Not difficult,” Shane says immediately. “You want to come, you’re coming.” 

    Or: Ilya's in Montreal alone during the week leading up to the Winter Classic. Shane doesn't let him spend Christmas alone.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Paradisio Grand Resort Welcomes YOU!

     
    Held biannually, the Paradisio Grand Couples Retreat is a seven day intensive stay for couples from all walks of life at any stage of their journey. Relax, recharge, and regroup in the most scenic of locales, and prepare to reap the rewards of your dedication to the process in an abundance of love everlasting.

     

    “Gross."

    Nami rolls her eyes and pushes the brochure back into his chest. “You’re going,” she says curtly.

    Zoro barks a laugh and flips the brochure over, “Yeah okay, I’ll get right on that…”

    “With Sanji.”

    “Fuck off,” Zoro laughs again. When Nami’s expression doesn’t crack, his amused grin fades. “Fuck off.”

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    19 Dec 2025

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    “How high is your regard for me, Watson?” He asked abruptly, his eyes still trained on the fire. “If I were to confess my darkest secret would you leave? Would you abandon me here to my melancholy?”

    A case forces Holmes to reveal the truth to Watson and risks both their reputations and their liberty. Just how understanding is John Watson?

    Can be read as either ACD or Granada.

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    15 Dec 2025

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    "You're going to get me pregnant," Sasuke explained, almost kindly, as if to a slightly backwards child. He was standing in the middle of the Hokage's office, on a clear September morning, as he had done so many times before, and he was asking - no, he was explaining to Naruto that he, Sasuke, was going to get pregnant by him, Naruto.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    02 Oct 2025

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    Somewhere between finishing the bottles of alcohol and mugs of beer, the crew comes together to create a contingency plan for something that may-or-may-not-happen during their time on the Grand Line and beyond. Usopp thinks it's more likely than bumping into zombies, Zoro wants to stay out of this, Sanji is just going with the flow, and Nami may or may not keep things legally binding and above board with consistent consensual acquiescence. Robin finds it all amusing.

    The damn chart stays in the locked drawer in her desk, split into three neat categories: Devil Fruit Powers, Science, and Magic. Each represents whatever they're hit with but also categorizes the amount of self-control the person has during.

     

    AKA: 5 times Zoro and Sanji had to help each other as Consensual Helpers of Dubious Consent + 1 Time There Was Nothing Dubious At All

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    13 Sep 2025

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    Sanji wasn’t ready for his father to know he was getting divorced, and his sister’s wedding was the last place he was going to break the news. Pretending he was still married to Zoro for a weekend was the lesser of two evils when he imagined what telling his family might look like. Sanji could handle it. He had to.

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    25 Aug 2025

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    Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.

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    24 Jul 2025

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    Fujitaka didn’t think to ask Yukito if he’d like to come along on the family camping trip, because when Fujitaka says the word ‘family’, Yukito’s existence is already cradled there.

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    30 Jun 2025

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    After Naruto's departure with Jiraiya, the Sandaime's death, and Mizuki's second betrayal, Iruka finds himself drowning in complex emotions that leave him restless and lost. A chance run-in with Kakashi presents Iruka with a new way to deal with those emotions.

    As time goes on Iruka finds himself falling in love.

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    01 Jun 2025

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    Kakashi has decided to stealth date his way into Iruka’s future.

    Snapshots of Kakashi and Iruka being totally married even though Iruka doesn’t exactly realize that they’re totally married. Neither does the rest of Konoha. But Kakashi does.

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    26 May 2025

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    Unexpected advice and village rules conspire against Kakashi.

    Kakashi + Iruka get-together. Stand alone.

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    18 May 2025

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    It was just supposed to be a flight from the Savage Land back to Westchester. But they’re X-men, so that’s not what happened.

    While Logan isn’t exactly in the situation to be thinking long drawn out thoughts there had been a thought, a plan, an intention for some version of one of Scott’s nicknames to come out in something like a growl, like a threat, all menacing and dangerous and loaded. That potential though, that intention, is undermined by how shocked Logan sounds, the weight of it all weakened by the tightness in his voice and the way he can’t even get any of the syllables out.

    Instead, Logan just squeaks.

    For Scogan Bingo, organized by the lovely Scogan Bingo team, filling prompt: cuddling for warmth along with the prompt for smut!fic “get back down here, we’re not done yet.”

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    07 Sep 2024

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    Logan had barely gotten used to not being constantly at Scott's throat when Cable shows up to tell them that for the future of the entire mutant race - actually for the sake of everyone on the planet - they need to get married. Logan is convinced this is a weird joke on both of them which Scott is clearly taking too seriously. Then he’s actually at the altar getting married to Scott Summers. Okay, he’s going to drink the entire bar dry now.

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    21 Aug 2024

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    au: The Jedi Temple requires access to resources on Mandalore. As per Mandalorian custom a familial tie must be established to justify the request. The solution presented is simple: wed an accomplished Jedi to a member of Mandalorian aristocracy. Knight Ahsoka Tano is selected for the honour and finds herself presented to the Mand'alor.

    Her padawan, Luke, is brought along for the journey.

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    03 Aug 2024

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    An encounter with an enchanted puzzle box locks up most of Charles’ memories and leaves him thinking he and Edwin are in love. With a recipe from Tragic Mick for a potion to counteract the spell and strict instructions to go along with Charles' delusions, all Edwin has to do is keep up the ruse for three days. He can make it three days. Right?

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    11 Jul 2024

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