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    Sharing heats and ruts is nothing but convenience for Zoro and Sanji. Two times a year they fuck like animals and then go their separate ways. Even if separate ways is just down the hall. It works for them. That's what they tell themselves anyway.

    Then a poorly timed heat makes a mess of everything.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Collection of smutty one-shots that I'm writing for my own rendition of kinktober! Publishing on my tumblr and here. Will update w/chapters as soon as they come out.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Reiju only wanted to celebrate her brother’s new cookbook. Zeff only wanted a quiet night. Nine people showed up to the Baratie claiming to be Sanji’s significant other. And Sanji himself? Still convinced it’s just a friends’ night out.

     

    (Or: the one where Sanji accidentally collects nine lovers without realizing it, and Zeff nearly has a heart attack.)


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    29 Mar 2026

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    He bowed, deep and respectful at the waist. This he could do. Perhaps he could salvage the situation.

    ‘Jiang Wanyin, it is an honour to meet you.’

    When Xichen straightened up, pleased with himself, the boy was staring at him. His eyes were wide like saucers in his beautiful, innocent face. He indeed had gorgeous eyes. Then, even better, Lan Xichen watched as a flush crept across his face. It was almost as deep as his purple robes.

    His uncle made a choking noise beside him.

    ‘Lan Xichen!’ he hissed. ‘The Sect leaders!’

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    Zewu-Jun presents as an Omega.

    It changes things.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    n. a moment you instantly wish you could take back, feeling a pulse of dread right after crossing the point of no return—a blurted confession, a hurled insult, a final decision you’d been waffling over for months—wanting to take just one step backward in time, reverting to the way things used to be, in the halcyon days of just a minute ago.

    Sanji confesses his feelings.

    Sanji confesses his feelings.

    Sanji confesses his feelings.

    Sanji—

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    01 Dec 2025