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Hal Jordan did not expect dating Batman to come with quite this many interruptions.
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15 Jun 2026
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Maritime Hostile Takeover by Pneumatic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
17 Feb 2026
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The colony of seals didn’t usually bother Hal whenever he was working, so he paid them no mind unless he was trying to get one to move out his way.
How was he supposed to know that finding one of their pelts would trigger a whole-ass situation he was totally unqualified to deal with?
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12 Jun 2026
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Welcome to the Family by ViiA01
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
01 Feb 2025
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Bruce’s children want to meet the man that their father deemed worthy of a smile. So they do, in the only way they know how. By breaking into people's houses and lurking in dark places.
Bruce just wants his children to stop stalking Earth’s Green Lantern, if only because they're ruining his plans.
And Hal?
Well, Hal is convinced that Bruce has concocted a plot to get around his ‘no killing’ rule, by having his children stalk him until his heart gives out from the stress.
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11 Jun 2026
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They Started It!!! (A Story On How to Piss Off Five Children and Seduce Their Father by Hal Jordan) by RegretsEverything
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
06 Apr 2026
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“My dad says adult bodies can’t survive on Red Bull and cereal alone. Do you even know how to cook rice, Mr. Jordan? Is your tummy okay?”
Hal Jordan’s stomach is fine.
His pride is not.
For reasons known only to the universe at large, the Wayne kids have decided that bullying Hal is their newest hobby. In their under-twelve years of wisdom, they’ve concluded he is too single, too lonely, and way too funny when flustered.
Hal tries to ignore them… until one day he snaps and fires back the pettiest way possible:
He starts flirting with their dad.
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Or Hal has beef with literal preschoolers as a literal adult man.
The Wayne kids bully a full ass adult because he is an easy target and gives top tier reactions. Then they completely lose their minds when Hal turns around and seduces their dad.
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No powers au. Neighbors au. Bruce isn't Batman. Hal isn't Green Lantern. The batkids are still menaces, though.
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08 Jun 2026
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A moment later, Higuruma reappears. He offers an unopened bottle. “I’ll trade you. For the other day,” he finishes his thought from earlier with a breathless smile playing at the corner of his mouth.
Atsuya takes the bottle. It’s nothing outrageous: a fairly popular microbrew. It’s respectable to a degree both Atsuya and his convenience mart beer are not. “Don’t know if I’d call it fair.”
“Oh, no,” Higuruma says, sounding deathly serious despite his airy tone. “Don’t start keeping score, I’m the type who can’t call a draw so we can stop.”
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- Part 7 of JJK Rare Pair Fest 2025 Bingo
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23 Mar 2026