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    “Ah.”

    “‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?”

    “It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says.

    Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name.

    “Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”

    “What the fuck are you even saying right now,” Ilya says, looking honestly a little concerned that Shane might have something going wrong in his head.

    (Distancing himself from almost twenty years of owning a snake, Shane can indeed see why this situation might be a little alarming for someone on the outside looking in.)

    (It also clues him in to the fact that maybe it’s not just Spaghetti who should have gotten a little adjustment period.)

    (in which i give shane allergies AND a snake)

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Eddie starts telling people Buck’s his husband to get out of annoying flirting situations on calls.

    Buck starts to like it a little too much.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    “Christopher, I need you to tell me what you said to Buck.”

    Chris sniffles. “I didn't mean it.”

    “Didn't mean what, mijo?”

    “As soon as I-I said it,” Chris hiccups. “I knew I didn't m-mean it.”

    “Chris-”

    “I told him he's n-not my dad.”

     

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    Buck and Chris get into a fight. Eddie has a lot of complicated feelings about it.

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