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"Come on, demon scum,” Zoey bounces on the balls of her feet. practically vibrating as she shifts from side to side and wipes the blood from beneath her nose. Her smile is sharp. just as clear as it was an hour ago when they had started. “You call that a hit?”
Or. Rumi clutches her hands to her sides, letting her claws dig into her palm. Celine watches her with a softening expression, taking a breath before letting it out.
“Oh Rumi” she says, cupping her cheek, the warmth of her palm sinking into her skin.
“Don’t ruin these young girls' lives. Leave them alone. They have a whole world ahead of them” Celine pulls away and heads for the door but at the last moment she turns to look back at her, “don’t let your selfishness be the thing that kills them”
or. What if Celine hadn't turned Rumi into a hunter? what if she had seen the abomination of a child that had been left to her and thought she might as well turn her into something useful.
and then set off to find the next generation of hunters.
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- Part 1 of Growing Pains-Verse
- Part 1 of Praxiteles' Polytrix Poly-verse
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14 Jul 2026
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When Bellatrix has an encounter with a mysterious vigilante who has been making Death Eater's lives miserable for some time, it sets in motion a series of events which will change both her life and that of Hermione Granger forever.
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12 Jul 2026
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Right when Rumi is about to press the button to release Golden, Zoey and Mira reveal they are in love. Rumi is so happy for them. Really. There isn't a big gaping hole in her heart that cries out as she watches her girls leave without her for a trip to Burbank as girlfriends.
She's not hopeless lonely and burying herself in sappy K-dramas.
When work pulls her off hiatus, she doesn't dare object.
That's when she meets the duo behind 2hadow and they want her. They have no qualms in showing it. So when its revealed one for the members, Ally, is also a half demon. Rumi feels like she finds somewhere where she can be FREE and belong.
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Zoey and Mira try not to mope while they are away in Burbank wishing Rumi had shown interest in them. So when they discover she's fallen into a relationship, not just any relationship, a relationship with TWO someones.
Mira can't help but scream. "WRONG POLY RUMI!"There's jealousy, there's competition, and Rumi is our oblivious girl who needs a neon sign.
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20 Jun 2026
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The Weekends Are Blissfully Silent by Bet_on_black, Yanana
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2021
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Narcissa is tried for her participation during the war and finds herself punished with community service. She must practice a new muggle job each month for a whole year or she'll find herself in Azkaban after all. Hermione is her probation officer who guides her through this muggle hell, with horrible people, loud noises, horrendous odors and ugly garments that make Narcissa want to gouge out her eyes. Hermione must prevent that at any cost, because... you know, pretty blue eyes.
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- Part 3 of Cissamione Comedy
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13 Jun 2026
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Hermione is a junior lawyer who works hard, doesn't play at all, and has started going to yoga to de-stress from too many hours sitting at a desk. She also happens to have a massive crush on senior partner Narcissa Black. When she's asked to work on a big new case with Narcissa, dealing with the estate of the lead singer of a punk band, she can't say no - but finds herself well out of her depth when Narcissa turns out to be just as good at flirting as she is at winning in court.
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08 Jun 2026