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    [Ilya Rozanov yawns and stretches shirtless in his kitchen. Pajama pants hang low on his waist, and his hair is rumpled from sleep. He smiles and waves at the camera, and when he comes closer, he leans down so his face is level with the camera, his eyes bright even though he’s obviously tired.]

    Ilya: Good morning! It is ass o’clock, and I hate that I am awake, but today you are going to spend the day with me and my boyfriend. And I know what you are thinking, ‘what man could possibly be worthy of you, Ilya?’ and I get it. I ask myself this every day, but my boyfriend is very wonderful, even if he is much, much less famous than me and not nearly as good at hockey, and I think it’s about time you all get to know him. So, yay boyfriend reveal! And now I’m going to make him his disgusting breakfast smoothie, and then bring you along for our day together because my friend Harris Drover says I need more content on the internet, and what better way to do that than to tell you I’m bi, and that I have a boyfriend, and show you how disgustingly in love we are?

    [Ilya straightens so that his bare torso is the only thing in the frame, his abs flexing as he reaches over to turn on the blender.]

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    08 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    “So… you and Him.” Somehow the ‘Him’ was capitalized when he said it.
    And here it was. Finally. “Me and him.”

    Hayden looked around to see if anyone was listening. Only he was incredibly conspicuous about it. “Is it just so you can… like… fuck hockey?”

    “What the hell?”

    “You LOVE hockey,” Hayden pointed out again. “Do you want to fuck hockey?”

    Shane sighed, suddenly very, very tired. “No, Hayden. I have not now nor ever wanted to fuck hockey.” Probably.

    **

    Or: Hayden gets very drunk and makes it weird.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Scott Hunter steps out of his room at exactly the wrong time at the 2017 All Star Game and stumbles upon a secret he wasn't supposed to know. But sometimes it helps to know you aren't alone. And sometimes it's easier to be brave for other people than for yourself.

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    “Lucky me, two big gay confessions in one night,” Ilya said with a snort. Shane nudged him with his shoulder pointedly. He did not need Ilya escalating the situation.

    “You could try to be nice for once in your life, asshole,” Hunter said. He was looking at them now. Well, at Ilya. Glaring at Ilya. And maybe, Shane thought, that was better than the haunted look he’d been wearing before.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Is the first day of the new season and Scott's a bit afraid of how his team will act now that he's out. Unfortunately, he cannot dwell on that because there's a video that Carter just has to show him.

    Or.
    Some reporter tries to get Ilya to comment on the Scott Hunter Kiss, he does not get the answer he was looking for.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Jane: We didn't even kiss

    IR: I think you have the wrong number

    Jane: Seriously???
    Jane: God, you're such an asshole

    or: 43 year old Ilya Rozanov receives a message that he should've gotten at a very different point in time, from a number that was deactivated 13 years ago.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    He’s about to unlock the door when his phone buzzes, no doubt with an apology or an explanation. Someone screams outside of the bathroom. There’s a loud noise. More screams. What the-

    His phone buzzes again.

    Jane: don’t come out

    Jane: hide

    Jane: guns

    Jane: idk what’s happening

    Jane: call the cops

    Or

    Shane, Ilya, Scott Hunter and a bunch of MHL players find themselves in a hostage situation in the middle of the Las Vegas award ceremony. (Mid-situationship, the year pre-tuna melt).

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Shane and Ilya's secret relationship had just been outed via Hayden's FanMail video. Except, to the players and coaches far and wide, it's not much of a secret...

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Everyone knows Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are getting a fake marriage so that Ilya Rozanov can get a Canadian Permanent Resident Card. Everyone knows that except the immigration officers on the case, who know a slightly different story...

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Shane decides he should let everyone believe he has a hook-up in every city, so it will no longer seem suspicious that he always disappears in Boston.

    While Shane is proud of himself for the ruse and for the ability to explore new places after away games, Ilya handles the new rumor with grace and dignity. Which is to say he suddenly feels the need to text and maybe even call Shane on his roadies to see if he can keep him occupied.

    Based on a Tumblr post listed below.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    The third year of ESPN’s #2019NHLSexiestPlayer poll gets derailed … and the internet finds out something new about Shane Hollander.


    @datemedaddy | Well I thought @ShaneHollander couldn’t be hotter and I’m not afraid to admit I was wrong #TeamShane #ShaneHollander

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Shane thought that by the time he was thirty, he’d be married and on the waitlist to adopt a baby. He spent his twenties in one serious longterm relationship after another, after all.

    Instead he is now twenty-nine, single for over a year and looking for a nice, stable boyfriend: preferably college educated and in the same place in life as he is.

    The only problem is that the bartender at the restaurant Shane takes his dates to is the hottest man Shane has ever seen in his life.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Shane was twelve when hockey scouts started showing up to his games. He was barely fifteen when a check went horribly wrong, fucked his knee to hell and gave him a grade III concussion. During rehab he found swimming, and he was seventeen when he went to the Olympics as an alternate for freestyle swim events.

    He’s 24 and working for his mom’s sports PR company when he meets Ilya Fucking Rozanov.

    May contain: Shane Hollander navigating what it means to be mostly normal when your whole childhood was about preparing you for greatness. Shane Hollander attempting to flirt. Possibly less than 100% accurate descriptions of what a sports PR agent does.

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    27 Jun 2026

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  14. Public Bookmark 31

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    The first time Ilya rubbed over Hollander’s hole, asking him if he touched himself there, Hollander had told him he had a dildo. Ilya immediately wanted to know more. What color was it? How big was it? Was it ribbed for pleasure, like Ilya’s seen on condoms? Of course, Hollander wasn’t forthcoming about anything Ilya wanted to know the first time he had mentioned it. That was okay, though. Ilya would wear him down.

    It’s almost three years later when Ilya finally gets his answers.

    It’s not much to look at, beige colored and very small, in Ilya’s humble opinion. “This is what you use to fuck yourself?” Ilya asks in disbelief. “No wonder you are always so desperate for me.”
    “Shut up.” Hollander covers his eyes with his arm.
    “Can you even feel this?” Ilya asks.

    Ilya’s quest to find Shane a better dildo.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    When Rose Landry’s texts are leaked, Shane is outed not only as gay, but as an enthusiastic and talented bottom and deepthroater. He panics over being the literal embodiment of every locker room slur but gets advice for dealing with his next team practice:

    It’s time to get cocky. It’s time to own it.

    Or: Ilya grapples with top privilege and Shane gets to embrace bottom pride in the locker room.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “Why are you acting like a jealous ex?”

    Shane choked on nothing, his eyes going wide in horror as Ilya cut his gaze away, jaw clenched.

    “Oh my god, you are a jealous ex,” Rose breathed.

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    Rose, Miles, Shane, and Ilya never make it to the club. Instead, they bump into each other outside the rink after the game. Shane and Ilya are very obvious. Rose helps them sort things out.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    The internet gets confirmation: Shane Hollander has a girlfriend. Called Lily.

    Ever considered how many Lilys there are in North America? Or how many people with parasocial delusions?

    Twitter is flooded with #findLily pretenders.


    @insomniac_bookworm42 | Did you learn Photoshop at one of those free “Computers for Senior Citizens” classes at the library?

    @insomniac_bookworm42 | If not, you should ask for a refund

    @preoccupied_educator | this is insulting to those of us who make weird self-insert clout chasing parasocial photoshopped pictures of ourselves with celebrities for a living

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Look at that. Another white guy with his little Asian sugar baby.

    Twenty-seven years, and not once has a stranger looked at David Hollander and his son and seen a father. Then Ilya Rozanov sits beside him in a restaurant and a server says, "Can I get anything else for you and your son?" David does not correct him.`

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    24 Jun 2026

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    After a year and a half of playing with Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, the Centaurs could agree on one thing about the couple: everyone still knew almost nothing about their relationship.

    The conclusion was very clear: if they wanted answers, it was time to send in the SAPs.

    OR

    5 times the Centaurs send their partners on an investigation for the truth about Shane and Ilya's relationship, and one time the team gets the answers for themselves. And then they freak out about it in the group chat.

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    24 Jun 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 37

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    Ilya looks up from the chessboard and catches Shane staring.

    Ilya winks. Shane averts his eyes. Ilya moves his bishop and says, “Check.”
    Three moves later and he’s won.

    “Good game,” Shane says stiffly. His face feels hot. His heart is pounding.

    “Hah! Very good game! Yes!” Ilya bounces in his chair, his smile as wide and triumphant as if he’d just won the War. “What do I get?”

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    20 Jun 2026

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