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a coral room by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
10 Oct 2022
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“Most of the world doesn’t share your opinion, Mr. Wayne,” Kent interrupted, recapturing Bruce’s attention with a flicker of his scent -- sorrypleasedeference -- and an apologetic tilt of his head, baring his neck.
Bruce blinked, losing his train of thought briefly. Genuine alpha deference in public? Perhaps Alfred was right, and he was stumbling into early blocker-onset dementia.
Or, imagine solving the entire conflict of Batman V Superman with knotting.
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- Part 1 of a room full of coral
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 3
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- 432
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- 11,804
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28 Jun 2026
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“I want to pay you a large sum of cash or liquid assets -- your choice,” Tim said breezily, “to fuck Bruce.”
Well. That was a new one.
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- Part 1 of because the night
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- English
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- 9,239
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 2
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- 284
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28 Jun 2026
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Long Way Down (To The Bottom Of The River) by A_Canceled_Stamp
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
14 May 2021
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Jason is making an effort to try and fix things.
It goes okay until it suddenly doesn't.
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- Part 1 of Batfam One-Shots
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 7
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- 311
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24 Jun 2026
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The masculine jaw, the defined lips and a nose that had clearly been broken and righted more than once. Broad shoulders, thick, muscular hands, and the quiet assuredness of a man sizing up opponents far weaker than himself.
“You, uh,” Sean tried to laugh, but it came out more like a ragged breath. “You work out a lot or something, Mr. Wayne?”
“Something like that.”
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- Part 11 of DC outsider POV
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24 Jun 2026
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“What’s in there, anyway?” Charles asked, rolling down the window. “Looks heavy.”
“A few million dollars' worth of electroshock weapons,” the kid said, dead-serious. After a moment, a grin stretched across his face. “Nah, I’m just fucking with you. It’s old clothes, mostly.”
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- Part 12 of DC outsider POV
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24 Jun 2026
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the Batfamily (+Clark) whenever Bruce doesn’t sleep: go SLEEP don’t you care about yourself??? you need to REST go to SLEEP
also the Batfamily (+Clark) .5 seconds after Bruce is finally asleep: hey B actually we need you for this--
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23 Jun 2026
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The Bat was a thing. And Jason was just a bird under its wing, time and time again.
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23 Jun 2026
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grin (and bare it) by TheResurrectionist for BatShitCrazy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
15 Jul 2017
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“Bruce.”
“What.”
“You’re--” Clark swallowed, “You’re not wearing any...clothes.”
The billionaire pulled at the handcuffs around his wrists, irritated.
“You might find this hard to believe,” Bruce grunted, “but I am actually startlingly aware of that fact.”
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23 Jun 2026
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If You See Light by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
12 Jan 2017
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Clark finds out that Bruce wears glasses. It may or may not be the hottest thing he’s ever seen. Of course, this leads to investigating. He is an investigative reporter, after all.
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23 Jun 2026
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It Was Always You by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
12 Feb 2017
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Trying to keep your obvious, embarrassing crush from the World's Greatest Detective is harder than it looks. Actually, as Clark finds out, it's practically impossible. Especially when you're genetically inclined to jump his bones.
AKA, the superbat soulmate fic nobody asked for.
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- 1/1
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23 Jun 2026
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smokin' in the boys' room by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Aug 2021
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Bruce Wayne -- billionaire playboy, owner of, at most, three brain cells -- beaten up at his own charity gala. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises out of nepotism and dumb luck, whose business wasn’t touched by corruption purely because of incompetence -- Bruce Wayne, airheaded and still generous, still kind, bloody in a stall and trying to hide it.
His hand clenched on the stall door, crumpling it between his fingers. His eyes weren’t burning yet, but barely.
“Who did this to you?”
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- 3/3
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23 Jun 2026
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Left Side Advantage by susiecarter
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe, Man of Steel (2013)
01 May 2018
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Post-MoS AU: A year after Black Zero, the Metropolis city government decides to hold a commemorative gala, with Superman as a guest of honor. And after a year of trying to gather intelligence on Superman without all that much success to speak of, Bruce Wayne is definitely going to attend. Except it turns out he may not be the only one with plans for Superman, and there might be a few other pieces of the puzzle that he's been missing.
Or: Bruce Wayne's illustrated, step-by-step guide to how not to shake hands.
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- English
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- 61,150
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- 6/6
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19 Jun 2026
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Common side effects of anesthesia include vomiting, nausea, sore throat, and disorientation. Some patients may experience mild hallucinations and confusion. General anesthesia will wear off in approximately 1 to 3 hours after the procedure. Children should be observed until the anesthesia has worn off.
(or, the Bruce & Tim wisdom teeth bonding fic nobody asked for)
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16 Jun 2026
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Garbage Day by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
26 May 2017
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Jason Todd spends the night in a dumpster with an Avenger and the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen.
“So, that’s how you guys met?” Jason asks, “One of you fell in the other one’s dumpster, boom, friends for life?”
There’s an awkward silence.
“I am firmly of the belief,” Clint says, “that when two men, in the pursuit of justice and vigilantism, find themselves in the same trash receptacle, lasting bonds are formed.”
Daredevil snorts. “He thinks it sounds better if he’s not the only superhero who’s been dumped in the trash.”
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16 Jun 2026
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Just Another Day by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Superman - All Media Types
02 Aug 2016
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Tony brings his long-time friend, Bruce Wayne, to Avengers' tower. Steve gets jealous.
“You think you’re some kind of funny guy, huh?”
Wayne raised an eyebrow, not rising to the bait. “Just pointing out the weak spots. You’re a good fighter. Everyone has them, though.”
Tony rose from his seat, putting a hand on Steve’s chest. “Babe, I think we should--”
“If you’re such a genius,” Steve spat at Wayne. “Then you do it.”Wayne’s eyebrow crept even higher up his forehead. “Do what?”
“Spar. With me.”
Tony went white. “Steve, I--”“I won’t hurt him.” Steve told Tony, the implication unsaid. Wayne was still cool as a cucumber as the two men stared at each other. “Trust me.”
Things go great, basically. Light Stony, with a dash of Batman for flavor.
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- Part 1 of Batman/Avengers Crossover 'verse
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15 Jun 2026
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Everybody Wants You by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DC Animated Universe
09 Jan 2017
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A copy of People’s Magazine gets smuggled onto the Watchtower. It turns out the sexiest man alive on the front is one of their own--Bruce Wayne.
Too bad Batman never takes his cowl off.
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15 Jun 2026
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Rockin' the Casbah by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types
19 Feb 2017
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Someone starts a rumor about a certain pair of founders and a certain piece of League furniture. Title from a song by The Clash.
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15 Jun 2026
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in a gadda da vida, baby by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017)
29 Mar 2017
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"Let me get this straight," Batman said after a lengthy pause, "You're using wrapping paper to roll a joint on top of a skyscraper, all alone, depowered, at two in the morning."
"Yes," Clark said emphatically, then frowned. "Wait. No. It sounds really bad when you say it like that."
Batman quirked an eyebrow.
"It's craft paper," he said, sheepish, "I couldn't find anything else."
Or, where Clark gets depowered, gets a little high, and maybe Batman pets his hair a little. Maybe.
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15 Jun 2026
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A Children's Story by TheResurrectionist for batwayneman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Jul 2017
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Four batkids walk into a bank.
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- 3/3
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- 381
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15 Jun 2026
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Bruce gets there in time.
(from a prompt on tumblr. Thanks anon!)
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15 Jun 2026