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    “Did you just tell a customer their outfit was structurally unsound?”

    “It was.”

    If you ask Shane Hollander, he'll tell you the bar's highball glasses are committing a war crime against sparkling water, your outfit has at least three structural flaws, and no, he is NOT blushing, it's just warm in here, and no, he was NOT staring at the new bartender through the gap in the ficus leaves, he was RESTING HIS EYES, and also, for the record, he doesn't care that the bartender has hazel eyes the color of warm stone in late-afternoon light or that his hands can untangle Shane's knotted fingers like they were made for exactly that purpose. He's a particularly opinionated artist with a sunset to paint. He doesn't have time for this. (He makes so much time for this.)

    A neurodivergent artist with the social grace of a startled deer + a bartender with the patience of a saint + a best friend who lives for drama = a love story told in fumbled words, shared sunsets, and the quiet understanding that sometimes the most profound conversations happen without speaking a word.

    Or: Shane Hollander has zero filter, zero social skills, and is absolutely in love with the new bartender his mother hired for their family bar

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Three times Shane fucked himself on his foster father’s knot while he slept, and one time Ilya was awake for it.

    The rules of their foster relationship were simple: don't ask about the blood, don't touch the guns, and definitely don't ride your alpha father's cock while he's blackout drunk.

    Shane is very bad at following rules.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Finally, something dawns on him, a way to handle two goals simultaneously. He’d seen Hollander’s mother flipping through papers rapidly when they first got here, seeming calm and in control and more than a little frightening in a way that made Ilya mildly glad he wasn’t one of the people responsible for a clipboard. If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander.

    Or, hopefully, her son.

    “Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?”

    Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected.

    (how ilya learns about shane's allergies) (and shane's sexual awakening tragically hits a speedbump in the process 😔)

    (chapters can standalone but will be updated as inspiration strikes)

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “He thinks you like me. ...Do you like me?”
    "...You are difficult to not like. It is very easy to fall for you."

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    Ilya thinks Shane Hollander's boyfriend is an asshole, and he doesn't think that just because he's head over heels in love.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    “I read online that you’re supposed to have sex with someone you trust, someone who cares about you, and someone who’s attractive,” Taehyung says. “You are, objectively, attractive.”

    “Thanks,” Namjoon mutters, face still hot.

    “Since you meet all of the criteria, it would make perfect sense for you to be the one to have sex with me. You care about me, don’t you?”

    “Yes of course, but—”

    “And I trust you more than I trust anyone else, even Seokjin hyung who I am literally required to trust because he’s my brother.” He pauses. “Plus, it would be weird if I had sex with my brother.”

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    There are many things that don’t come naturally to Taehyung like they do for neurotypical people; one of those being… sex. Luckily for him, his best friend Namjoon would do anything to help him experience life the way he deserves.

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    27 Jun 2026