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    This story is about Seraphine. This story is not about Seraphine. This story is bigger than Seraphine. This story cannot exist without Seraphine.

    Many people struggle to move from thinking to doing. And motivation is only a part of the issue. The key to action is situational interest. Start by exposing yourself to the thing you want to do. For example, watch people cook if you want to cook. Keep learning and engaging with your interest. Over time, this helps build a passion, even if it feels awkward at first. Reflect on what you’ve learned and ask deeper questions. This shift from external to internal motivation makes progress more consistent, reliable, and helps build confidence. By exposing yourself to what you want to do, asking questions and exploring what you want, and transitioning from thinking to doing, you will surely become who you want to be.

    And then you will save the world.

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    Satine Kryze and the Paths of the Dead — What if, and stay with me now, What if STAR WARS was… good? What if Jaster Mereel won? What if Satine Kryze was a genuine hard leftist?

    Songs and Poetry — Sometimes you’re reading an epic poem and your brain goes “you could make it Mando™️” and then you’re six days in and it’s all comin’ together now.

    Hot Ones: S’atin Vhe’ehn’tiin Kaleo Kryze — hehehehhehehehehehehe

    We Meet Again in All This Noise — Just for Fun, what if scenarios, sequel scribblings, etc

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    The Sky is an Ocean. Every Ocean has people who are Native to it. (Because Portgas D. Rouge deserved more than being shoved into someone's backstory fridge, and nothing is ever so simple as it seems.)

    Expect: Fanfiction tropes taken to logical extremes. Explorations of the Practical Necessities of Being a Pirate in the World of One Piece. Sex and Romance being Serious Business. Depth. Character interaction. Throwaway lines and gags gaining more significance as the story progresses. Heroes from Other Stories showing up for Reasons. Polyamory. Terrible Decisions. Excellent Decisions. Childbirth. Memory is a Crapshoot. The Speed of Belief. The Sky is an Ocean. Magic. Miracles. God. Fairies. Faith. Emotions. Souls. Stealth crossovers. Women menstruating and discussing subjects important to them. Puberty. Trauma is not a Free Action. Realistic(ish) depictions of Terrible Actions and their Consequences. Baby murder. Miscarriage. Wild Party Animals. Military boarding school. The Glorious War of Sibling Affection. Forgiveness. Sacrifice. Sexism. Black Humor. Fart Jokes. Unshakeable Resolve. Unflappability.

    And more Sweet References than you can shake a fist at.

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    This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.

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    This is a heartwarming story of love, crime, and the trials of becoming a father to an adult woman who wants nothing to do with you or your military government. It's actually her story but that's not really how Jiraiya would tell it. Also, some of it's in Japanese. That is purposeful and we are not taking feedback on it, or anything else. :) Rating for language

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    05 Jun 2026

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    It starts with a ferret body and a human soul that refuses to vanish quietly. It turns into a home built out of paws, blankets and the kind of care that makes monsters nervous.
    Gojo Satoru was supposed to be untouchable. Then the ferret curled up in his life and taught him a new kind of infinity.

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    A girl isekais into a ferret and becomes part of Jujutsu society and accidentally speedruns found family, reform and emotional demolition of the Strongest. Clans hate it. Students adore it. Gojo Satoru is... coping.

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    A ferret bit Fate (Gege) in the face and changed history.

    🐾🐾🐾

    A/N: Fast Updates because prewritten over months for my private consumption before I decided to post it.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    The cat blinked, nearly in disbelief. Sitting on their living room floor was a blubbering toddler. As if that hadn’t been the worst news of the day, at that very moment the child looked up and met its eyes, and the cat beheld a terrible, awful sight.
    On his brow was wrought a jagged, ugly scar.

    Or: Arabella Figg’s cats are smart, but there are some things that can’t be accounted for by kneazle blood. Let’s be honest, though—if you had to pick, being a spoiled house cat is a pretty good way to spend your second life.

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    03 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    This is the Blessed Realm at the end of the Years of the Trees; The Noldor stand divided between the two eldest sons of King Finwe in a schism stretching back to the founding of Tirion. The Teleri have constructed their greatest vessels, and have begun to consider turning their attentions back to starlit Endore, while the Vanyar hold firm to the Valar. All the while Manwe, King of Arda, knows that his brother Melkor's sentence in the Halls of Mandos is nigh at an end, and looks to the Allfather for a sign.

    And across uncounted time and space, a grad student trying to squeeze a nice time out of a research trip to Cape Verde finds herself tossed right into the thick of it all. Illuvatar works in mysterious ways.

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    27 May 2026

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    Penny Parker feels the Avengers and the Accords closing in on her even when she’s not wearing the Spider-Man suit, so she lawyers up in advance.

    It’s just her luck that the Avengers are convinced they can lure in the notoriously evasive Spider-Man by using his photographer girlfriend as bait.

    Nelson & Murdock (and, from afar, Deadpool) object to that.

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    27 May 2026