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cant sleep so you do some fumbly gay shit with your bro by castironically
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
24 May 2026
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Exactly what it says on the label. Sokka and Zuko fumble their way around gay teenage sex. Set when Zuko joins the Gaang and they become relatively chill with him, then post-canon later on.
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thats kind of weird zuko by castironically
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
19 May 2026
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Zuko spars with Toph and loses, which gets him ridiculously hot and bothered. He jacks off about it. Guiltily.
Around the same time and setting as my Zukka fic but a little earlier (although I actually started writing this one before the Zukka one), late season 3 and he's just been accepted into the Gaang. -
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Mollymauk finds The Gentleman rather charming for a crime boss—which they inform him of enthusiastically once the Nein isn't listening. Neither are strangers to easy, uncomplicated fun, so they set up a nighttime arrangement.
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Gortash visits a brothel whose business he could easily destroy if things go wrong: Sharess' Caress. A safe choice for his position, not too lowbrow, not too high either. It's a little treat for himself after so many months of lonely, hard work.
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Like passing through a sound and light-proof curtain, the invisible edge of Gale's modified privacy spell gives way as the elf pushes closer, filling Astarion's ears with the tumultuous drumbeat of the wizard's heart. It's not the soothing rhythm of a heart at peace. It's more like the accelerated pace that he's used to hearing when Gale is forced to push his physical limits in battle, a brisk, throbbing pulse of hot blood that leaves Astarion's fangs aching and his mouth watering. But there's also a wet sound: a squishing, squelching noise, like–
Gale's voice catches in a gasp before rising in a strung-out moan, and the elf suddenly realizes what he's overhearing.
OR: A nosy vampire sneaks up to Gale's tent one night to find out why he's being so unusually quiet. And boy, does he get an eyeful.
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16 Jul 2026
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Astarion let out a shaky breath, his head still cradled in Wyll’s lap. He focused on the heat from Wyll’s thigh beneath his cheek, anchoring him to the present. To this moment. Not the past. Not the kennels. Not the cold hands that had once gripped him.
“I was only ever made to do it when it pleased him,” he whispered, the confession slipping out like blood from a reopened wound. “Or when it could lure someone in. Or when it was expected. It never felt like it was mine.”
Wyll leaned down slowly, pressing a kiss to Astarion’s forehead, soft and sure. “Then maybe… don’t think about the past. Don’t think about him. Think of something nice.”
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04 Jul 2026
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Wyll finds himself on the receiving end of Tav's care and attention, and becomes fixated on the idea of being her good boy.
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04 Jul 2026
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In which Astarion and Wyll take turns preying on the other in some fun sex villain rolepay.
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28 Jun 2026
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