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    “You’re a control freak,” Hughes says. Mustang grunts at that. “What? You are. Do you even know how to let things go?"

    "No," the dark-eyed man quickly replies.

    “Listen, Roy,” Hughes continues, “What you need, my friend, is to relax. I have an idea. Just give me one chance to arrange something. If things don't work out, I’ll swear I'll never bring this up again.”

    Mustang agrees, if only to get Hughes to be drop the subject.

    The following Saturday finds Edward Elric at his door, and he's determined to show Mustang a whole new way to unwind.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Ed and Roy meet in Rome and have a fun and not-so-fun time living out their own rom-com.

    Then they're about as sappy and in love as you could ever imagine.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    schmoop galore

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    Straight up hot-single-dad/babysitter modern AU. Schmoopy kid fic – underpinned with angst, but with a ton of fluff, too. May get additions someday if the mood strikes!

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    22 Jun 2026

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    so sweet I'm gonna get a cavity

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    Roy is expecting to spend another Friday night in the company of his best friend (scotch) and his worst friend (Jean Havoc).

    That is not what Roy gets.

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    21 Jun 2026