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SFW Reader-Insert Headcanon Scenarios ; Pomefiore by SleepingDeath
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
08 Jul 2026
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An updating collection of all the headcanon-format posts I’ve made that involve one or multiple of the characters from Pomefiore being paired with a reader insert character.
Unless explicitly stated in the title of a chapter, please assume that the reader insert is gender neutral.
Tags and pairings will be updated as necessary to account for new requests.
The lowercase text is intentional.
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- Part 5 of twisted wonderland headcanon sets
Bookmarked by mashed_potatoes (cannotpickafandom)
08 Jul 2026
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Let’s get one thing perfectly clear; They hadn’t meant to startle you. No. No, no, they certainly hadn’t meant to, hadn’t even meant to watch, to listen, it had all been an accident, some horrible accident, some lovely, sweet sounding littlea̶̡̟̭̠̱̬͍̼̥͓̦͍̠̐̇̅̂͆̋͌͛͜ͅģ̵͚̼͎̣̭̞̰̂͛̆̍̃̍̊͗̆̆͌͠ͅg̶̢̛̟̠͈͇̘͗͆͐̑͂̈́̇̕h̶̨̧̘̹̯͚̤̹̮̺̗́͐̌͘͘͝ͅͅh̷̙̖͇̉͒̔́̈͒̀͊̕ͅĥ̵̺̠̮̪̯́̇̿̍͝͠͝͠ẖ̴̗͙̔̊́h̵̰̣͓͓̪̯͔̮̼͌̀̌̂̓̌̓̔̑͒̍̚͝
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Somebody Else Wants That by ValeWright42
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
03 May 2026
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"...emitting a radio frequency, I tuned into it expecting little more than feedback, maybe due to a magnetic inbalance-”
“And??”
Wordlessly, they flick a switch, and the noise is played loud enough for the entire room to hear it.
“Please,” a voice sobs, “Please, it hurts- I'm scared, I just- please, I just want to live. Why doesn't anyone else want that? Why can't I- I want to-” it breaks off into more sobbing and the room practically vibrates with tension.
“That-! That is the language spoken by Engineer Rocky's Grace! That is HUMAN language!”
“Yes.”
“There is a human down there?? That shouldn't be-”
“But there is. What now?”
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AT-5 pops up on the edges of the Eridian Solar System with no explanation. They find Simon under the ocean.Series
- Part 1 of There's Value in Company
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30 Jun 2026
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Patron saints of one way trips by clokkerfoot
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
18 Apr 2026
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An Eridian mining crew find a human welded into a stranded ship on the surface of a moon. They bring him back to Erid, to the only other human they know.
Something in Grace's chest flickered into life. He had buried it so long ago that he hardly knew what it was anymore, and so he took off his glasses and cleaned them on the edge of his cardigan, as if Rocky's words were a smudge he could clear away before finding the will to hope.
“Ah…” his words failed halfway out of his mouth. Rocky chittered at him, a little sound of encouragement. “There’s another human? Here. And… alive?”
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she's not going to die today by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime) for a_cry_in_the_wilderness, periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Dec 2022
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Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that doesn’t tell him what his soulmate’s day has in store for them as most people do. Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that only tells him one thing and only some of the time. Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that sometimes disappears.
Wade Wilson doesn’t think about his soulmate mark. Wade Wilson doesn’t look at his soulmate mark (except when he does). Wade Wilson feels kind of bad for whatever dissertation writing, coffee drinking normie is on the other side of his soulmate mark.
An antagonistic SpideyPool AU that I wrote at three in the morning when I couldn't sleep. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.