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    Lan Zhan shuts his eyes in exasperation. Lan Huan’s “Head Up and Heels Down,” shirt is confusing enough to the average person without being actively suggestive. (Every time Wei Ying sees it he proceeds to sing, “Heels down, head up, that’s the way we like to fuck!” under his breath, so the line for “actively suggestive” is… mutable.) He can’t imagine the kind of top stampede his extremely gay brother would cause by going out of the house in a t-shirt announcing, for all intents and purposes, his desire to be the star of an orgy. He tries very hard not to picture either the stampede or the orgy.

    “Why would you even want sixteen hands between your legs, anyway?” Wei Ying asks the room at large, sounding genuinely curious. “What would they do? I feel like at a certain point there’s, like, diminishing returns, right?”

    Ah. The mental image of Lan Huan’s Top Stampede has been replaced with a mental image that is both better and worse: Wei Ying as the centerpiece of a nine-person orgy.

    Or: A Horse Girl throw pillow, and what comes after.

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    12 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    NOTORIOUS BRAT TAMER HANGUANG-JUN RETURNS TO PORN TO WRECK THE YILING LAOZU

    Hanguang-Jun

    Returns to porn

    Wreck the Yiling Laozu

    Wei Ying blinks down at the phone several times, reading the headline over and over again.

    No. No fucking way.

    "Is this what I think it is?" Wei Ying asks, a dumbfounded smile slowly growing on his face.

    Wen Qing responds with her trademark 'You're a dumbass, Wei Ying' look meaning, yes, this is exactly what he thinks it is.

    Holy shit.

    HOLY SHIT?

    He turns around and looks back at the esthetician, "You need to do the best job you've ever done. This ass is going to get railed by the Hanguang-Jun! For charity!"

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    Wei Ying, a very successful porn star, gets railed by Lan Zhan on camera.

    For charity, of course.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “Oh, and that time I ran away? From the family that had me before the Jiangs took me in? I got hypothermia.” Wei Ying says all of this with the same easy demeanor that he uses when he tells playground stories about Jiang Cheng and Jiang Yanli, like he’s not discussing trauma. “When you get hypothermia once you’re more susceptible to it in the future, which is a fun side effect.” He shrugs and kisses Lan Zhan’s neck with lips that are still cold but not horribly so. “I just get cold easy now. I’m used to it.”

    “Mn,” Lan Zhan says, and means, “We’ll fucking see about that.”

    Or: Wei Ying is not allowed to be cold, therefore Lan Zhan must learn to knit.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    For centuries, the villagers surrounding the Qianlian Forest have been beholden to a fearsome creature. A once loved Prince was long ago cursed into a monstrous form, and ever since has required the sacrifice of maidens to ensure the safety of the forest and the people living around it. This forlorn tradition might have continued for centuries longer... but when it comes time for Lotus Pier to send a maiden as tribute, Jiang Yanli is chosen, and Wei Wuxian won't stand for it. His plan is simple; he'll send Jiang Yanli off to live the long life she deserves with her fiancé, and offer himself as a sacrifice to the Prince instead.

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    28 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    This is the only warning Lan Wangji gets before his entire life flashes before his eyes. Wei Wuxian is grinding on him. Hard. There's absolutely no way that he can't feel how hard Lan Wangji is right now as his ass keeps pressing against him to the dulcet sound of Fifty Cent telling him to "put his back into it."

    "Eyy, get it, Wuxian!" Another firefighter pops Lan Wangji's bubble, interrupting their private moment. "I didn't know you swung that way!"

    "Xing-ge, sto-oop!" Wei Ying laughs at the man as he turns around in Lan Wangji's arms. "You know I'm straight!"

    Lan Wangji's blood immediately runs cold. What.

    "Just because not everyone is secure enough in their sexuality to throw ass alongside such a fine specimen of man doesn't make me gay. I'm secure in my own masculinity, you should try it sometime, man!"

    Lan Wangji feels like his entire world is imploding in front of his eyes. This man — this man, who threw himself at Lan Wangji so desperately, who exhibited all the symptoms of being a classic brat, who exuded such intense "bottom" energy — is straight.

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    26 Jun 2026