caffeinated_muffins
Recent works
-
Cacophony by caffeinated_muffins
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Jul 2020
Tags
Summary
Did Bakugou and Jirou start fake dating because of something (incorrect) that Mina said? Yes, 1000%
disclaimer this is a momojirou book-
Recent bookmarks
-
Planes, Ships, and Trains of Thought by beforeporcelain
Fandoms: The Mentalist (TV 2008)
10 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
A six-hour flight in economy class was supposed to mean dealing with Jane's usual nonsense. Instead, Lisbon is met with an uncharacteristic silence from the man in the seat beside her.
Bookmarked by caffeinated_muffins
10 Jul 2026
-
at the melting point of granite by light_loves_the_dark for redbadges
Fandoms: The Mentalist (TV 2008)
06 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
What kind of man is he, that he wants her to try to save him, but he doesn’t want to be saved?
-
aka jane and lisbon make a deal after the events of 5x13, but truths aren't enough to save something that was always meant to break. maybe, though, just maybe: THE truth is.
Bookmarked by caffeinated_muffins
07 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Jane, stop it, seriously! A woman is claiming to be your dead wife and you wanna hypnotize me!?”
He tenses. His eyes flicker from her left to her right pupil. “Is that who you're talking to?” he asks. Then she hears him say, “It must be the medication. It's causing hallucinations. I need to get a doctor.” But his lips don't move.
It freaks her out. Is there something wrong with her eyes? Her brain? Is that why she can't see his mouth move even though she heard him speak? “Yeah, maybe you should get a doctor,” she agrees shakily. “Unless this is one of your tricks. Jane, I'm gonna be so pissed if this is one of your tricks.”
In which O'Laughlin's bullet did more damage, psychic powers are real, and Lisbon gets to know Jane's wife.
Bookmarked by caffeinated_muffins
13 Jun 2026
-
would you give me the time of day? by light_loves_the_dark
Fandom The Mentalist (TV 2008)
23 Sep 2025
- Words:
- 46,789
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 37
Bookmarked by caffeinated_muffins
07 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
His right eye cracked open first, groaning at the sunlight pouring through the bare window. The left followed, pulling a figure into focus – a woman standing at his bedside, haloed in gold like the sun itself had chosen her. An incandescent spotlight.
Dark hair spilling loose, long and wavy. Fine-boned features with a hint of elfin, like she belonged half to this world and half to a storybook. A bowed mouth shaped like it had secrets worth keeping, and wide doe eyes men braver than him might gladly fight and die for.
“Mister Jane?”
Awfully formal even for a one night stand.
“Did we… sleep together?”
“What? No!” Her indignation hitched sharp, umbrage written plain enough that even through the fog in his head, he felt the sting.OR the one where Jane needs a bodyguard.
(with loosely borrowed parts from The Bodyguard movie)Bookmarked by caffeinated_muffins
30 Dec 2025