5 Bookmarks by brightdeadthings
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“Okey? What—” Shane cuts him off, placing a small, ornate wooden chest into his hands. It looks a bit like the music box he remembers seeing in his niece's bedroom back in Russia, but it’s making a weird noise that isn’t musical at all. It’s…ticking?
Ilya freezes.
“Shane…what is this?”
A slow, maniacal smile blooms across his face, “It’s a bomb, Ilya.”
or, after Ilya suggests marrying Svetlana, Shane comes up with a better, more...explosive idea.
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19 Jul 2026
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Ilya hadn’t known the video existed. If he had known, he would have paid someone to have it destroyed. Would have paid someone to murder Kuznetsov, maybe, just for redundancy's sake. But it was peak stupidity, to keep evidence of your homosexual perversion around in a country where that crime could get you sent to jail for several decades, and Ilya hadn’t thought that Kuznetsov would be that dumb.
Now here Ilya was, watching a video of his fourteen-year-old self on Twitter getting fucked by his former hockey coach.
So. There go the plans for the rest of his life.
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Or: in 2018, during Ilya's last year with the Raiders, an old video is leaked on Twitter. Ilya reacts, or overreacts. Shane does, too.
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- Part 20 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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- English
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- 15,773
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- 3/3
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03 Jul 2026
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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- English
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- 118,812
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- 8/8
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08 May 2026
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Jane: Are you seriously using your dog’s twitter account to tell Hayden to go fuck himself?
Lily: that was anya
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Unfortunately not everyone is supportive of Shane and Ilya's relationship. Fortunately, Twitter is a great place to defend your man.
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- Part 3 of Twitter menace Ilya Rozanov
- Language:
- English
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- 3,700
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- 1/1
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08 Apr 2026
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Baby's First Fight (How's That For Boring) by SageGreenSadness
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Feb 2026
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Shane throws one punch, gets a god complex, and Ilya realises he is so down bad for his husband.
“You were defending my honour, Hollander?”
There’s warmth laced in the words, and Shane can’t help but laugh ever so slightly, but he catches something serious in Ilya’s expression.
“Can I tell you something?”
Shane nods, hoping he’s finally going to get some sort of explanation for Ilya’s bizarre behaviour. For a second, he worries that he might be mad, although it would be ironic for Ilya to lecture anyone on reckless behaviour since he's been its number one proponent since birth.
“It was so hot.”
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08 Apr 2026