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" “Balin, wait!” Thorin called. “Have you noticed anything… strange about our burglar?”
The elder dwarf hummed in thought. “No, not really. After speaking to him about hobbit culture, I believe he is a perfectly average hobbit. Aside from his joining our quest. That’s rather scandalous in their culture, from what I understand. Why? Is there something amiss?”
Thorin couldn’t believe his most trusted advisor hadn’t noticed the things he had. Balin was one of the most observant people he knew! “Balin, he is promiscuous,” Thorin said severely. “I do not know how you haven’t noticed.” "
Or, where hobbits are a tactile folk and Thorin can't wrap his brain around it.
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22 Jun 2026
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“I think you ought to know,” said Gandalf, “you have eight or nine dwarves courting you.” / "Now, I think I would have noticed!" In which dwarves have a very particular way of courting, Ori thinks Bilbo has a nice bottom, Thorin is an awkward puppy, and Bilbo learns that sometimes actions speak louder than words.
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20 Jun 2026
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A Dwarven Beauty by bebel_bee
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 Apr 2024
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Bilbo Baggins may be an odd hobbit in character, even for a Took, but he is very common in looks. He never was ugly, nor was he ever handsome and at no time had he really thought anything of his looks.
He only starts to overthink it when the dwarrow of the newly retaken Erebor can't seem to stop looking at him.
'Smaller Size to Protect, Big Eyes for Prettiness, Youthfull Round Face, Round Nose to Match, Rare Hair to Worship, a Pridefull Beard.'
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20 Jun 2026
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The Stray by littlebrownshoe (Wolfy_Tales)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
20 Jan 2015
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One day Bilbo came across a cat with a thick black coat and white whiskers. Initially the animal lashed out at Bilbo, but once he had seen his mistake, the stray came and licked at the cuts in apology.
Bilbo took the cat home that night and named him Oak, after the tree the hobbit had found him under.
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17 Jun 2026
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“I see you were not eaten by any wolves or giant spiders last night, then,” she murmured, keeping her voice low as to not wake the still sleeping dwarves.
Thorin glanced down at her with a smirk that made Bilbo’s stomach do a little flip. “Are you disappointed, Miss Baggins?” he asked.
“Only a little.”
In which a very smitten Thorin goes about showing his feelings to a certain fiery hobbit the wrong way, Bilbo gets the wrong idea and everyone suffers for it!
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17 Jun 2026