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“Do- do you think if I, like, kissed or- or made out with a girl, I might, like, know for certain?” Erica asked.
And here Scary was, caught hook, line, and sinker in the straight girl trap. No way out but through.
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Lincoln hesitated before speaking softly. “I’m…. loyal. To my morals. Always.” He felt Scary’s forehead crinkle, eyebrows tensing up. “I’m trying to be loyal to you, too. Please, escape from Willy. Please.”
Scary’s fingers loosened, and he knew she had made her choice.
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Trudy owed her some sincerity. “Well, you see, I’m not often flirted with,” she admitted.
“How is that possible? You are just gorgeous, Trudy, and it’s important you know that. Inside and out."
or: Something changes within Trudy when she's introduced to Kelsey at the racetrack.
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“Uncle Normal, uncle Normal, uncle Normal! Are you gay?”
or: Gerry is curious, Taylor cares more than he lets on, and Normal loves his kinda-nephew very much.
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Today was going to be the day Scary confessed to Lincoln. She just had to figure out exactly what to say and how to say it within a single car ride.
And to make matters worse, her stepdad was driving.
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"It's what's on the inside that matters." That's an easy thing for some people to say. It's not so easy when Shayne wakes up to find that his wife and his friend have somehow swapped bodies. He still loves Courtney, of course he does, but the daily act of loving her while she looks like Spencer is something he never could have prepared for. Will he be able to see more than skin deep? And how will it change the way he sees himself?
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06 Jul 2026
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i want you to hold me (please never let go) by legalespeon
Fandoms: Smosh, Video Blogging RPF
27 Feb 2024
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“You’re being too nice to me. It’s weird.” Tommy declares, leaning back in his chair. It is not quite an acceptance, but they both know Spencer has won this battle.
Spencer laughs, a clear and pretty thing, adjusting his position to lean against Tommy’s desk, knocking his thigh against Tommy’s knee. “You act as if I wasn’t about to tell you that you’ll owe me one for this.”
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5 times Spencer takes care of Tommy and 1 time Spencer lets Tommy take care of him
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06 Jun 2026
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“It’s like he’s a superhero,” Tommy says, indignant because he can be. Because he’s been thirsting over this DJ guy for months now while planning to sleep with this other guy, but they’re the same guy, and that’s fucked. Tommy sinks lower into the couch, scowling down at his drink, “or a serial killer.”
“Oh please,” Amanda laughs, swirling the wine in her glass and raising an eyebrow, “he’s a radio personality, not Bundy.”
“But still,” Tommy whines, voice petulant. He raises a foot up to the couch, forcing himself smaller.
“He introduces himself like every thirty minutes,” Courtney adds, leaning forward and pressing hard on his arm, “It’s not like he’s keeping a secret identity.”
Tommy frowns, sips at the vodka soda Courtney made for him, and picks a thread off of his jeans. “He calls himself ‘Spence’ on the radio,” he protests but it sounds stupid even as he says it. He shouldn’t be this frustrated, but it’s… shit, it’s kind of embarrassing, okay? Like, c’mon, what are the odds there’d be two guys on the night show at the station named some variation of Spencer who he had banter with?
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04 Jun 2026
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For the Whumptober prompt "Bleeding Out"
Nicky's been injured in a fight but for some reason it's 13-year-old Nicholas who is fronting in the system. Grant does his best to comfort him as the gang tries to repair the magical injury.
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- Part 13 of The Kiddad Drabbleverse
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25 Oct 2025
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You fell from the sky. The sky split in two, and you were no longer looking at everything. You could only look at them, you could only look with them. At their level, like you were a person too.
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13 Aug 2025