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background characters need to take a shit too (and other urgent crises) by blurbbirb
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Jun 2023
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She doesn't care much for the way teenagers stumble around life like they just popped out their mother's womb on hooves and amniotic fluid snorting out their nostrils. This includes herself. She despises being a teenager, especially when it's happened twice.
(Someone dies and is plucked out the soul toilet on the flush to Hell. Being aware of this also happens to be a part of her, frankly impractical, quirk. She should start a cult. Second coming of Christ? No, this is the second coming of Nimori Asaka, and she'll bring Armageddon armed with thumb tacks and ringed knuckles if she has to.)
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She had until the snow melted to do the magnum opus of her healing career. If she failed- well, there were worse fates than death.
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17 Apr 2026
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When I See The Devil's Eyes (I'll Look Away And Smile Wide) by yurikazen
Fandoms: Frankenstein (2025)
06 Dec 2025
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“...Victor.” he declares then, gesturing towards himself with a breathless, delirious smile. “Victor…” he says one more time, smiling like a fool when he sees his creation mimic his movements, and then the smallest drop of hope lands like honey on his tongue when he hears his own name repeated in a halting, broken voice, confused like a child’s and filled with the same sort of wonder.
“Vic… tor…” his creation murmurs as he gestures to himself, and while Victor’s truly elated for that small show of basic intelligence, he also knows that it’s best not to create unnecessary confusion.
“Ah, no, it’s-” he tries once more with an awkward laugh, before gesturing to himself again. “Me, I am Victor.” he says patiently and with great care, observing how his creation blinks with puzzlement, before twisting his hands and placing them atop a smooth, cool chest. “And you…” he then adds with a lopsided, sardonic grin, because there’s truly only one oblivious choice to be made here. “Your name… is Adam.”
(The day when his creation comes to life, Victor remembers that he’s also his mother’s son.)
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30 Mar 2026
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Sakura is twelve when she queues up in front a desk with a bunch of other equally-terrified looking shinobi. The ages range from younger than her to old enough to be her grandpa.
The man sitting at the desk is stony-faced as he doles out assignments. Sakura obediently shuffles forward when it is her turn, and recites her shinobi identification number in a shaky voice when asked.
When the provost marshal looks at her, looks down at his paper, looks back at her, and grimaces, Sakura knows it’s not going to be good.
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How Sakura survives the war, told in bits and pieces.
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24 Jan 2026
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The whole Umbridge thing makes her want to scream, just a wee bit. It’s seventh year, NEWTs are fast approaching, and she’s not kept a low profile for her entire Hogwarts tenure just to fail her exams horrifically.
A semi/si-oc who wants nothing to do with the plot, like, ever.
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- Part 19 of lulu's self insert fics
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12 Sep 2025
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The Wheel That Turned The Wrong Way ✨One Shot✨ by themagicmemo for NameIsNeb
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
29 Apr 2025
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Reader gets reincarnated as Mahoraga and gives Megumi some head pats.
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- Part 3 of Currently Getting My Ass Kicked: The Compilation
- Part 1 of SI-MAHORAGA
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28 Jun 2025