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    in which aizawa and yamada are sickeningly gay

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    Aziraphale’s eyes crack back to him, like a pistol whip. The fixed look enters his gaze again. Crowley stares flatly back. He’s been an apex predator for far longer than Aziraphale ever has. But then Aziraphale wrenches his eyes away and roughly shakes his head. “I really don’t. I—that is to say—she—”

    “Who?” Crowley demands furiously. “Michael? Beezlebub?”

    “Second.”

    Anger bubbles up in Crowley’s chest, but he tamps it down. It can wait. “What did she do?”

    “I don’t know, Crowley!” It’s almost like their normal bickering, except Aziraphale is shaking so hard that Crowley can hear his wings rustle. “She said—she—” He squeezes his eyes shut. “‘Fall, or die. The choice is yours’.”

     
    OR: Aziraphale is hit with sex pollen. Crowley helps him through it.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    “Who would win: Aziraphale or Crowley.”

    “Oh!” Aziraphale startles. “Well—such a question. It’s not as though either of us has engaged in so much as fisticuffs in ages, and one does need to keep up practice with these sorts of things.” His fretting dies abruptly when Crowley cuts over him clearly, baldly: “Aziraphale.”

    Aziraphale’s mouth clicks shut, and he goes so still that the group is forcibly reminded that ethereal beings don’t technically need to breathe, have a heartbeat, or even metabolize energy to exist. Beside him, Crowley’s stiffened up and his lips pull back from his teeth in a toe-curling wince.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    “Would you like to explain why you’re watching pornography? In your bookshop? During business hours?”

    Aziraphale flaps his hand, typically dismissive of any criticisms of his abysmal business practices. “Did you know I’ve been on this earth for nearly 6 millennia and have never engaged in intercourse before?”

    Crowley grinds his teeth and feels his cheeks heat. What is he supposed to say to that?

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Aziraphale returns to Crowley's flat for the night after Armageddon. After all, it's hardly the first time they've shared sleeping arrangements.
    Or: Times throughout history Crowley and Aziraphale have shared a bed.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Many people, seeing Crowley for the first time, from afar, if they were lucky, formed three impressions.

    First, he was obviously wealthy. There was a certain way he held himself, a certain glow that not really stated outright, more like hinted, that he did have a price. Only, it was a few dozen zeroes too long for anyone to be able to afford it.

    Second, he was dangerous. The way he moved, like a snake big enough to devour you whole, like a tiger, who had chosen the world as his prey. Like he could have you killed with a twitch of his finger, and right now, right now he was feeling twitchy.

    And finally, Crowley was, well, he was alone. No one even had proof there was a Crowley family, but it was the only way it made sense. It couldn't very well be the result of a single man's work, could it?

    John, the head of the second most powerful mafia family in London was about to find out how misconstrued some of these notions were.

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    12 Jun 2026