bisexualoftheblade
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have a piece of american dream (open up and swallow on your knees) by bisexualoftheblade for beagoldfish
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
12 Jun 2026
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Sometimes, when he’s on the ice being chirped by bratty, mouthy Ilya Rozanov, it’s too easy to imagine the younger man with his knees pressed against plush carpet and his face framed by Scott’s thighs.
Or: Scott Hunter could have any man he wants, but for some reason, all he can think about is teaching Rozanov how to finally shut up.
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[Podfic] A Cat Named Eddie by bisexualoftheblade_podfics (bisexualoftheblade) for writer_in_theory
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 May 2026
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PODFIC of writer_in_theory's fic A Cat Named Eddie
When Eddie starts hearing Steve talk about things he'd never done with him, he wonders what Steve is doing.
Or, Steve adopts a stray cat and names it Eddie and misunderstandings occur.
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[Podfic] The Value of This Moment (Lives in Metaphor) by bisexualoftheblade_podfics (bisexualoftheblade) for Fandoms_are_my_lifestyle
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
15 Dec 2023
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PODFIC of Fandoms_are_my_lifestyle's The Value of This Moment (Lives in Metaphor)
“Come home with me,” Eddie says to Buck as they’re changing in the locker room afterward. “Come home with me, we’ll see Chris, you can sleep at mine.”
And Buck hears you’re safe now, hears it’s alright, hears I’m here for you, and he thinks of Mary-Elle struggling to push the word “husband” past her lips, thinks of the woman on the ground smiling through the pain as she thinks of the man she loves.
He looks at Eddie, and thinks of Mary-Elle, and says,
Okay.
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sinners and saints (i did something bad) by bisexualoftheblade for antiv3nomarts
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
06 Nov 2023
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Ketterdam is a world of saints and sinners. A world where you either believe, or you become just another demon that walks the streets.
A saint, a sinner, and a believer. An unholy trio, that, at its heart, is just three young kids trying to build something holy in the midst of the death and violence that surrounds them.
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not friends (no we're somewhere in between) by bisexualoftheblade
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four
05 Nov 2023
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When Peter Parker finally moved out of his shared apartment with Johnny Storm, everyone told him that it was a good thing he was finally growing up. Johnny had told Peter how proud he was of him, and how excited he was that he had gotten accepted to Columbia. And Peter had been happy, too— he still had his best friend, he has a new mentee as Spiderman, and he is in the grad school of his dreams.
MJ tells him every day since that moving out was the stupidest thing he had ever done, and that included breaking up with her back in high school.
But it’s fine, everything is fine! Peter can do this. It’s not like he’s in love with Johnny or anything, he’s just… horny. That’s all. He’s horny, every mid-twenties guy is at least a little bit horny for their best friend, right?
Recent series
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hello, alice, are you there? (i'm sinking further down the rabbit hole) by bisexualoftheblade
Fandom Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
02 May 2021
- Words:
- 2,840
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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The Magnus Archives is a Romantic Sitcom by bisexualoftheblade, DesertLily
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Nov 2021
- Words:
- 8,295
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Therapy for the Strange, Unusual, and Repressed by bisexualoftheblade
Fandom Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, The Bright Sessions (Podcast)
22 Mar 2021
- Words:
- 560
- Works:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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"Luca’s eyes were trained on the bulge of Shane’s throat as his dick filled the space. He let out a shuddered moan and went to steal a glance at Ilya. When he flicked his eyes up, he was startled to see Ilya already staring at him- pink-cheeked, half-lidded eyes, mouth open ever so slightly as he rutted his hips into Shane.
Luca felt fucked raw, like every dark, perverted fantasy he’d ever had about the pair- about Ilya- had been splayed out on the bed in front of him. Ilya’s lips turned up to a degrading smile, Luca’s gaze now transfixed on him as he slid his hands down Shane’s thighs to his hips. "
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After stumbling into a situation where Luca is allowed to watch Shane and Ilya fuck, he learns the true meaning of friendship.
AKA
Hollanovaas fuck woohoo down and dirty
Bookmarked by bisexualoftheblade
28 Jun 2026
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puppies, julius caesar and other things by huacheesecake
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 May 2026
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a two-part hollanov-haas series <3
mean dom ilya, his slutty wife and his stupid puppy
- consensual non-consent
- somnophilia
- pee
- lactation kink
- puppy play!i hope you enjoy <3
- Words:
- 12,000
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 62
Bookmarked by bisexualoftheblade
27 Jun 2026
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return of spontaneous circulation by blongblong
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Jan 2026
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paramedics!hollanov verse. (it’s mostly porn)
- Words:
- 63,075
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 1,792
Bookmarked by bisexualoftheblade
25 Jun 2026
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prinesi myach by probablylily for naturalprey
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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"You trust me?" Ilya asks, once, easy. Shane nods without even thinking. Ilya throws the ball. Shane watches as it flies in an arc across the yard. Cookie isn't even back yet. "Prinesi myach."
Shane doesn't recognize the Russian. Just looks at Ilya.
"Go on," Ilya says, like Shane's stupid for still standing there. "Go get it."
"What?"
"Go get me the ball. Myach."
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Ilya didn't tell Shane that he's watching a dog for the weekend. Shane isn't upset about it, and he definitely isn't jealous.
Bookmarked by bisexualoftheblade
23 Jun 2026
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I am in hell, Ilya thinks. He's awkwardly hard in his cup and layers of gear. He can't focus. How the fuck is Hollander functioning like this? Is he actually so gifted at hockey that he can play at this level and still have space to let the sex demon in his brain run rampant? Is this what he's like all the time? (Now with bonus ch 2!)
Series
- Part 2 of prompt fills
- Part 1 of hollanov ft. telepathy
Bookmarked by bisexualoftheblade
23 Jun 2026