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    What it says on the tin. Anything that is (at this point in time) meant to be a one-shot. Organised chronologically.

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    Crowley has only ever seen Aziraphale's true form twice: the first time was in the Garden of Eden and the second was on the day Hastur came to kill them.

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    21 Mar 2025

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    “Just in the past century, you averted the apocalypse, consorted with a demon, shirked your Heavenly duties onto said demon while covering temptations . In addition to numerous blunders that directly impacted humanity and, by proxy, securing souls for the Almighty.”

    “Everyone makes a few mistakes now and again,” Aziraphale twittered, though a particular incident with a trio of Nazis came to mind.

    “You started the first World War.”
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    Aziraphale gets fired, drunk, and a surprise visit from his boyfriend. In that order.

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    21 Mar 2025

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    Mr. Fell is a sweet man (as long as you don’t try to buy his books). That’s undeniable.

    His partner on the other hand…well, less than savory assumptions have been made.

    3 times a Soho resident thought Crowley was up to something very sinister + 1 time they knew he wasn’t.

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    21 Mar 2025

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    Aziraphale had lost track of the days quite some time ago.

    He’d been counting the seconds in his head, before. Heaven was always bright, always lit by perpetual sunlight, and the Room was brighter than the rest of Heaven, too, so it made it quite difficult to keep track of… of…

    Aziraphale had lost track of the days quite some time ago.

     

    Aziraphale is punished by being put in solitary confinement. Eventually, Crowley finds out.

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    22 Mar 2025

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    It was a trap.

    Of course, it was a trap. The Metatron had been counting Aziraphale’s sins since that first lie in Eden. If ever an angel deserved to be a demon, it was this one.

    Trouble was, the only one who knew how to turn an angel into a demon was God, and She hadn’t been around lately. But that wouldn’t stop Hell from trying, now would it? Not every day they got their hands on a powerless, fallen angel. And bonus, nobody knew where he was, so there would be no interruptions from filthy, red-haired and yet overprotective traitors.

    Trapped in a pitch-black, super-heated room in a deep pit of Hell, a tormented, abandoned angel prayed to a demon who was too angry and heartbroken to listen.

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    23 Mar 2025