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does it legally count as kidnapping if it's for your own good, asking for a friend by beradan, follow_the_sun
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
09 Oct 2020
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As the saying goes, it takes a village to resocialize two overdramatic rich kids who need therapy.
And who need to stop calling everyone peasants.
("Where did you think cabbages came from?"
"From...the shop?"
"No! Keep weeding.") -
Certified Planetary Accountant by beradan, follow_the_sun
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
28 Jun 2020
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"Shit, do people who come back from the dead usually have to file amended returns?”
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- Part 2 of Odinbrood Adventures
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Bucky crouches down so he can look the kid in the eye. “Well, you see, when I was your age I liked to play near the train tracks.”
Mason, apparently, has heard this sort of Dreadful Warning story before and looks unimpressed.
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Returned to Sender by alpacamyhedgehog, beradan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2017
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“Welcome to fear, said Moist to himself. It's hope, turned inside out. You know it can't go wrong, you're sure it can't go wrong...But it might.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going PostalSeries
- Part 2 of Santa Bucky
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Ho Ho Hydra by alpacamyhedgehog, beradan
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Hogfather (2006)
07 Jan 2017
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"But he didn't like the script, did he? He'd started to take an interest in people...He wanted to be something more than just a bony apparition."
--Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
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- Part 1 of Santa Bucky
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Odinbrood Adventures by beradan, follow_the_sun
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, Thor (Movies)
14 Aug 2022
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Santa Bucky by alpacamyhedgehog, beradan
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Hogfather (2006), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Dec 2017
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you could write a book on how to ruin someone’s perfect day by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Apr 2025
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“Ask a Librarian” Chat Log Archive
WEI WUXIAN: my doctor diagnosed me with librariphobia so i can’t come return my books it’s a very serious condition
LIBRARIAN: Fear of libraries? Ridiculous.
WEI WUXIAN: fear of librarians actually! i can’t get within 1000ft of them
LIBRARIAN: Then it’s best for us to stop conversing.
WEI WUXIAN: but then how will i get my fines cleared?
LIBRARIAN: You are not getting your fines cleared.
WEI WUXIAN: this is extremely cruel and unusual
LIBRARIAN: If you say so.
[Librarian has disconnected.]
OR: delinquent library patron!wwx's favorite pastime is pestering librarian!lwj through the online chat
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"God Damned Them All"? Documenting the Loss of the Privateer Antelope by machiavellijr for Artifactrix
Fandoms: Barrett's Privateers (Song)
16 Dec 2024
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A grim narrative of fraud, deception, false advertising, murders, robberies, puttings in fear and operating without a Board of Trade Certificate.
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- English
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- 1,674
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Bookmarked by beradan
06 Jan 2025
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Interlude: The Story of Steve “Walking PR Nightmare” Rogers, and How For a Short While He Single-Handedly Destroyed the Emotional Health of Eva Laura Ortiz, His Now Ex-Publicist
(Throwback Thursday to that time in 2015 when I decided to just really lean into my incredibly self-indulgent headcanons about Steve Rogers, his politics, and kind of his whole deal. Occasionally people ask why this isn't on AO3 so here it is! Seven-ish years later. I aim to please. Eventually.)
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Bookmarked by beradan
15 Jul 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Then there was the thing with Bill O’Reilly. Eva woke up in a cold sweat every night thinking about the thing with Bill O’Reilly.
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RE: Thesis defense issue by kalirush for owl_coffee
Fandoms: FAQ: The "Snake Fight" Portion Of Your Thesis Defense (McSweeney's Post) - Luke Burns
24 Dec 2020
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It is the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, and a student needs a snake for her defense.
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Kirk and Spock discuss old history.
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- Eald Englisċ
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Bookmarked by beradan
27 Oct 2022