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A power outage leads Dennis sleeping on Robby’s uncomfortable couch. Robby has just the solution for Dennis’s resulting backache.
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12 Jul 2026
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09 Jul 2026
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Dennis has never really noticed what the locker room sounds like. Unintelligible conversation from the hallway, faint beeping from the floor, a squeaky pipe yelling somewhere above them. All of it’s background noise compared to the sound of Robby inhaling his shirt, his breath catching on an almost sound, like something trapped behind bars.
Dennis legs feel like they evaporated. “What—”
“Might if I borrow this,” Robby says, voice cracking, almost as if he’s about to laugh but his face is ashen. His eyes are everywhere except for Dennis’ face. And before Dennis can answer or scream or drop to his knees, Robby’s jogging out the door.
“Sure!” Dennis says a minute later. “Have a good night!”
A zillion times Dennis fluffs Robby for Noelle, one time he doesn’t.
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09 Jul 2026
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“what do you say? to me, for letting you use him?”
like dennis belongs to him, still. dennis wants to yell, or hit something, and instead he pushes it down, lets himself settle it deep inside and fucking takes it, like he’s best at.
“fuck– thank you,” langdon grits out, like it's painful. dennis' stomach is tight and pooling sparks. “thank you, sir.”
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robby organises a playdate. frank learns to give head. dennis should have stayed at home.
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- Part 7 of sensations of sex and surgery
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08 Jul 2026
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In the midst of his fertility breakdown, Ruben manages to get his hands in Niall's pants. He doesn't find the trophy he's expecting.
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08 Jun 2026
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Heaven's drunk from the poison you use by crawsley for ssaltfics
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Jan 2026
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Rozanova didn’t say "sweetheart" nice. She said it like she was saying slut.
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26 Jan 2026
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Nothing Bad Ever Happens to Me by lovedhands, vexbatch
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Sep 2024
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“Whoa, man. Bad day?”
No more, pleaded a puny, pathetic voice from within Stede. Please, no more.
Still, Stede was friendly, and beyond that, he was polite, so he wasn’t going to ignore the stranger.
Stede takes a tumble through his terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day but somehow finds three lights of hope in the dark.
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20 Dec 2025
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As soon as she was ushered through the outer doors to the building, Stede collapsed on the first few stairs with a huffed “Oh thank god”. Ed and Izzy both stood over her, dishevelled and pink, laying in a tangled pile of limbs, coat, skirt and scarf, and drank her in. She’d gotten one of her stockings ripped, Izzy noticed as Stede’s knees swayed towards each other, feet set wide enough that she could still see a glimpse of her panties. Izzy gulped. Stede wasn’t even grumbling about getting dirt on her fancy coat, for fuck’s sake.
“Fuck,” Ed breathed next to Izzy, pressing the base of her hand to her crotch briefly. She sounded about as breathless as Stede looked. There was clear amazement in her voice. “She’s such a fucking mess.”x
Ed and Izzy take their drunk girlfriend home to have some fun with her.
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- Part 2 of bad influenceverse
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29 Nov 2025
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They're on the run, post the Republic, but they're happy. They're together. They have their crew. There's nothing that Ed and Stede want, except…
In the sticky cooldown, Ed says, hesitantly, “Do we want to talk about the Izzy thing?”
“What?” Stede says, because his brain is thrumming pleasantly and it takes him a second to process Ed’s words.
Then, “No.” A quick denial, heart thudding. “What thi—“ Then stops. “No.”
“Stede.”
Stede and Ed want Izzy, but they want to do it properly. As he deserves. A 5+1 of Georgian courting rituals: Five Times Ed and Stede Court Izzy, and One Time He Courts Back.
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22 Nov 2025
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A Tale of Love and Mischief by Tired_Lazarus, vexbatch
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Jul 2025
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They sat in companionable silence, Ed texting as they watched people pulling up some shitty linoleum. Izzy caught a glance of Ed’s screen—Stede Bonnet. He must not have swallowed his noise of derision well enough, because Ed looked over at him.
When Izzy tags along with Ed to review the local ren faire, they run into a certain influencer that Izzy has learned to hate. While Ed and Stede hit it off immediately, Izzy takes a little longer to warm up.
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25 Oct 2025
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The thing was, right, that "could be" in a hypothetical sense was different than "could be" in real life. Hypothetically, sure: Izzy had one set of bits, Ed and Stede had another. Sometimes, hypothetically, you put those bits together and, given time to cook, the end result was a tiny little squalling human. But hypothetically was different than real life, because Ed and Iz had been fucking since they found out what fucking was. In all that time they’d never, not once, ended up with a baby.
I hate the "unplanned pregnancy heals the relationship" trope. This fic is about that.
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24 Aug 2025
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Stede pulls out one of his leather-bound journals, flicks through a few pages, runs his finger down the paper like he’s checking an index. “The last time I made you come myself was four weeks ago.”
“Sorry, do you keep a sex journal?”
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In which Ed has a habit of focusing too much on the destination and not enough on the journey, and Stede takes it upon himself to show him the error of his ways.
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30 Apr 2025
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Izzy Hands would have done anything for Blackbeard, including conspiring with the British Navy to free him from Stede Bonnet's mysterious hold. Unfortunately, he never gets the chance.
Captured, alone and more uncertain of his place in the world than he's ever been, Izzy has to contend with the choices he's made. Can he stay alive long enough to make better ones?
Meanwhile on the Revenge, Ed and Stede's romance blossoms even as they're both haunted by their own regrets. These regrets lead them to try and correct some past mistakes, and bring them face to face with Izzy once again. Or at least, what's left of him...
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- Part 1 of The Depths
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23 Mar 2025
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“Well,” Stede starts casually, like Ed isn’t hanging by a thread onto Stede’s every fucking breath, the little shit. “If you wanted to… indulge it a little more, we could try something out today. Me using you whenever I like.”
And the noise Ed makes is undeniably a whine.
“Like… free use?”
“Is that what it’s called?” Stede asks, a second eyebrow joining the first, and Ed nods, head swimming, mind already fucking reeling. “Then yes, like free use.”
“Fuck, Stede,” Ed whispers. “Yeah. I think I might like that.”
Written for ofmd kinktober day 1: Free Use | Spanking | Say "thank you".
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01 Mar 2025
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The Wooing of Israel Hands by fantasticallyobscure, jeminisms
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Jul 2024
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"Fine, maybe after their first few meetings Stede might have described Izzy Hands as full of nothing but piss and vinegar, but he had come to realise more and more that he had been wrong. The man was infuriating, true. Angry, disillusioned. Practical to a fault. But also more loyal than any knight from a story book. Observant, dedicated, with a kindness that asked none in return. Oddly (irritatingly) funny, and breathtaking with a sword. Even down a leg, the man had managed to awe Stede with his skill and flair. It seemed to Stede an utter injustice in the world that such a man should sit resigned to not being worth the effort of romancing."
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In the aftermath of Calypso's celebration, things still aren't quite right aboard The Revenge, and Stede is determined to fix it, with his new First Mate at his side. However, when he overhears Izzy talking about his experience (or lack thereof) of romance, Stede finds himself determined not only to make things better for the crew but to show Izzy how much he is appreciated. He sets off on a mission to woo Israel Hands and finds himself feeling things he hadn't anticipated.
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12 Jan 2025
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Stede can keep a crush at bay, and can, with the help of suppressants, keep himself temperate, even as an Alpha. What he can’t do is, without suppressants, control the rut Izzy triggers when he lays around the ship while in heat.
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- Part 27 of OFMD Kinktober 2022
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27 Dec 2024
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“Captain,” said the ensign manning the communications console. “We’re being hailed.”
Ed’s eyes boggled. Izzy couldn’t fault him for the disbelief in his voice as he said, “By fucking who?”
The ensign tremulously responded, “The Starship Revenge, sir.”
Ed’s spine went from a relaxed, exhausted parabola to a straight line so quickly that it had to have hurt. He snapped, “Open a frequency.”
The ensign did so immediately. As soon as he did, the room was filled with static, the unmistakable sound of phaser fire, and a terrified voice shrieking.
“Help! Oh God, please help us!”The United Starship Queen Anne receives a distress signal from within the No Man’s Land of the Romulan Neutral Zone--a starship stranded under mysterious circumstances without the capacity for warp travel. Captain Edward Teach, disenchanted with life in space and Starfleet, mounts an unsanctioned rescue mission. Quickly, it comes to light that there's more than meets the eye when it comes to the Revenge and her crew. Secrets will be revealed, long-overdue conversations will be had, and Stede Bonnet might show the old dogs of the Queen Anne’s command team some new tricks.
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19 Dec 2024
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Upset by the loss of their Navy hostages, Stede and crew take Izzy Hands hostage instead. They plan to ransom him back to his captain: funny, he didn’t mention his captain was Blackbeard…
A post-S1E2 canon-divergent AU in which Stede takes Izzy hostage, and they get to know each other before Ed is in the picture. And then Ed is in the picture, and all hell breaks loose.
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03 Dec 2024
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Sail long enough with anyone as a pirate and you’re bound to get a reputation, make an enemy or two. Sail with Blackbeard for any length of time, and you’re bound to make a considerable number of enemies. Sail with Blackbeard for near three decades as his First Mate, and you’ve pissed off half the ocean before you’ve even got up for breakfast. Izzy found that easy to forget sometimes, from the comfort of his now rather cosey and enjoyable (in comparison) role as First Mate on the Revenge. They went about their business, raiding where necessary, but generally keeping it to a minimum and keeping it fairly clean in relation to their recent antics. It was easy to forget the years of bloodshed that had followed them around, the years of grudges, of tit for tat deaths, blood on their hands. It was easy to forget just how many enemies he and Ed truly had out there. Until you, your Captain and two crew mates are being dragged, gagged and bound, on board a ship that was looking rather familiar to Izzy for some reason…
“Israel Hands, as I live and breathe!” Well, shit.
What if Izzy and Stede were locked together in a room for hours. Well, they'd have to communicate then, wouldn't they?
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26 Nov 2024
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Captain Benjamin Hornigold discovers hostage Edward Teach has a micropenis. Unbearably horny about this revelation, he orders his first mate, Israel Hands, to wank Ed off in front of the entire crew.
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15 Nov 2024