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are you like me (are you ugly) by msbeeinmybonnet (beeinmybonnet)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 Sep 2024
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Kehr came to with a sharp, painful gasp and the feeling of pins and needles coursing through his entire body. Astarion was standing above him, haloed by the star-studded sky above, the ashes from a used spell scroll drifting through his fingers. The harried expression on his face was quickly covered up with his usual cloying smirk.
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After accidentally draining Durge of all blood, Astarion resurrects him immediately instead of waiting until morning.
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Perfectly Misaligned by msbeeinmybonnet (beeinmybonnet)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
11 Sep 2024
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"Let me make this clear," Alaun'iira said, the circlet now in her hand instead of upon her brow. "If you consume this, I will incinerate you with a lightning bolt."
Sometimes Gale wondered if she had been playing a cruel prank when picturing a kiss between them in the Weave. Then he remembered how she seemed somewhat flustered by his own paltry attempts at courtship and put it down to cultural differences.
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Alaun'iira has a question for their resident wizard about a certain circlet they found earlier that day. Sorcerer vs Wizard flirting ensues.
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"You're just going to trust that ‘tamed’ brain-sucking squid to root around in your skull?"
"Of course not," Kehr said and began to remove his gorget. "But we're low on options. Besides, my brain is mostly holes already – I can take the risk. Just be ready to kill me if I start to turn."
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A missing scene leading up to my Durge's decision to let Omeluum have a look at his tadpole.
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It's only the first week of the newly-formed Governor’s Task Force and already Danny is ripping Steve a new one about requisitions. Too bad Steve has no idea what he did this time.
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(you don't need much) you need someone by msbeeinmybonnet (beeinmybonnet) for lavvyan
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
02 Jun 2018
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"Lunch. Food. Sustenance. Fuel for the SEALbot," Danny said and mimed shoveling food into his mouth with his chopsticks. "Nom nom."
or Five times Danny made sure Steve ate.
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(like wines) we intertwine by beeinmybonnet, msbeeinmybonnet (beeinmybonnet)
Fandom Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins
18 Oct 2015
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A series of snippets set in the same Dragon Age timeline:
Godiva Cousland, the ¼ Rivaini Queen of Ferelden and the world's most genteel ballista; the affable if rambunctious apostate Garrett Hawke; and the sweet mage Inquisitor who lacks any and all combat knowledge, Janneke Trevelyan.
(Main ships are F!Cousland/Alistair, M!Hawke/Fenris and F!Trevelyan/Cullen with special guest appearance by Dorian/Iron Bull.)These stories are not posted in order and are self-contained. I mention when each individual story take place in the timeline.
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The Waves are Rising and Rising by Eleanor_Fenyx, little-smartass (Linxcat)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Mar 2024
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“My doctor thinks dual cultivation would help. Sexual dual cultivation.” Nie Mingjue puffs out his now reddened cheeks, “Specifically as the party being penetrated. It — it helps for the energy exchange to be closer to the golden core, apparently.” He clears his throat. “More efficient that way. Theoretically it would have better and faster results than Song of Cleansing.”
Jin Guangyao’s ears are ringing. He’s distantly aware that his mouth is hanging open. He stares at Nie Mingjue, trying to process if he really just said what he thought he said. Slowly, he turns his head to look at Lan Xichen who — yes, Nie Mingjue definitely just said that, because Lan Xichen’s ears are bright red and he’s blinking rapidly, his own jaw dropped.
Nie Mingjue is asking to be fucked in the ass. For medical reasons.
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Three virgins with communication issues attempt to do sex magic. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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- Part 1 of The Waves are Rising and Rising
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Bookmarked by msbeeinmybonnet (beeinmybonnet)
29 Sep 2024
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Bookmarked by msbeeinmybonnet (beeinmybonnet)
04 Feb 2024
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It starts like this: Essek, in a fit of lonely idiocy, agrees to partake in a honeypot scheme with the Mighty Nein. It goes about as smoothly as he should have expected.
It evolves to this: by decree of Deirta Thelyss, Verin is tasked with protecting his brother and his brother’s friends(??) as they parlay with the Children of Malice over the diplomatic incident they caused. Verin remembers his brother being much more of an aloof douche and much less of a floating disaster.
Or: In a reality where the Mighty Nein do a stop in Xhorhas prior to meeting up with DeRogna, Essek agrees to help with one side quest and ends up with a lover, a brother, and a fight with a god.
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Bookmarked by msbeeinmybonnet (beeinmybonnet)
07 Jul 2023
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A Study in Tears by shatou
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
09 Aug 2021
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Anakin is used to sinking into the comfort of Obi-Wan’s arms when he is in tears. Obi-Wan is used to offering it. Neither of them realizes the moment when habit tips into heat-haze, but their acceptance for each other is boundless all the same.
(or: five times anakin gets aroused by accident when he’s crying and being comforted by obi-wan… and one time obi-wan does)
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Bookmarked by msbeeinmybonnet (beeinmybonnet)
11 Apr 2023
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Sylas is hired to protect a pack of wizards heading into the ruins of Shattengrod.
Things escalate from there.
Bookmarked by msbeeinmybonnet (beeinmybonnet)
24 Jan 2023