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Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet met via a heat/rut matching app, and spent a great week together. What happens when Ed left Stede with a little souvenir?
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This is a pregnancy/kid fic.
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09 Jul 2026
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"But if we confess our sins to him, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness".
1 John 1:9
Edward Teach knows sin and guilt. He's got success and fame, a life that most would envy professionally, but his personal life is another matter entirely. He's shit at relationships, shit at finding happiness, in general, Ed's always been a bit shit. He knows he's floating through life, and eventually floats back into the same city he went to college. The same city he once crushed a sweet guy all for the sake of winning a bet.
And meets Father Stede Bonnet, a man who seems to see into his guilt-laden soul and offers to wash his sins clean.
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30 Jun 2026
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Stede Bonnet has spent most of his adult life taking heavy suppressants that have allowed him to pass as a beta with no one the wiser. His father had made it clear that no son of his would present to the world as an omega. And it was fine, really it was. He was used to being a disappointment to his father. And the side effects weren't that terrible. He resigned himself to living his life keeping parts of who he was tucked away and so drugged that no one knew it existed. And then he met Ed.
Edward Teach ends up being assigned to a long-term work trip with a handsome beta that he can't help but check out. He finds himself forming an easy friendship that feels like it could become more the longer they spend together. When a blizzard traps them in a small cabin in Montana he secretly rejoices at more time with Stede and a chance to explore their budding friendship.
Things do not go as planned.
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- Part 1 of Our Flag Means Omegaverse
- Part 1 of Seasons
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22 Jun 2026
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Stede, newly out and divorced, has become a YouTube personality. He enters a contest for charity: 48 hours to travel as far from London as he can, with a budget of £350.
His competitor? Famous travel blogger Blackbeard...or Ed.
What happens if they end up in the same town, and there's only one bed?
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02 Jun 2026
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Clara, 28, is over the grind. Her old job sucked the joy out of her life—now she wants something simple, satisfying, and maybe a little bit fun. When her best friend Violet suggests Morning Glory Milking Farm, Clara jumps at the chance.
The only problem? Her new job is awakening a lot of long-dormant desires. Cambric Creek is open-minded, the monster men are hot, and Clara’s ready for a little indulgence.
She finds her groove—and more than a few admirers. Soon, she’s the face of a bold new offshoot: Midnight Milking Cabaret, where Clara gets to milk clients her way, under the stage lights, with an audience that can’t take their eyes off her.
But no one watches her like Brogan.
The brooding, old-money minotaur has been obsessed since their first session. Clara’s hunger, her spark, her unapologetic lust—they’re driving him wild. She craves freedom; he promises worship. And when the time is right, he plans to claim what’s his....too bad she despises him, they don't get along, are constantly at odds.
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28 May 2026
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Laurent is a nerd with serious isolation issues, completely obsessed with getting into university. His brother Auguste left him behind in the city when he was just 13, and as a result, he has basically zero social skills. Damen is everything Laurent hates: popular, effortlessly confident, surrounded by friends like Nikandros who laugh at his terrible jokes, and girls (and guys) who practically swoon at a single glance from him. To Laurent, Damen is a walking symbol of everything that's wrong with the teenage world; to Damen, Laurent is a blond iceberg capable of freezing him solid with one look.
They hate each other, deeply, mutually, from day one.
But one day they’re forced to work together on a semester-long project, and what begins as pure hostility slowly reveals something else: in every universe, in every possible version of this mess of a life, it was inevitable that they would end up feeling… whatever the hell this is.
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28 May 2026
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Stede Bonnet has been a beta for 46 years until one year everything changes. He's gotten a divorce, a new apartment, a new job, and suddenly he's presented as an omega with no idea how to deal with all the new changes. As his first heat looms he does his best to get by. After all, he's not a pup, he should be able to handle being in heat, right? It can't be THAT bad.
Edward Teach has been listening to his neighbor read bedtime stories through the thin walls of their apartment. They're soothing, comforting even, and he's come to love them. He'd already had a bit of crush on the beta, but when he opens his door one morning to a flush faced Stede Bonnet asking for pillows and the scent of omega, that crush soon hits critical mass.
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- Part 4 of Our Flag Means Omegaverse
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26 May 2026
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S. lepidophylla by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
11 Jul 2026
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"I do have a suggestion," John said, coming to take a seat beside her. She sat up and squared her shoulders. When John wanted to sit beside her, it usually meant the conversation coming next would leave her agitated and tired. "I think you need to produce an heir of your own."
Kiriona stared. Seconds of silence passed by with only her wide eyes and John's impassive glance. Finally, she burst into raucous laughter, going so far as to slap her knee.
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Gideon Nav's 57th escape attempt works, but she stumbles right into God. Divinity kind of sucks. At least John lets her pick her own wife.
Harrowhark doesn't get a choice.
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Bookmarked by beef_cake
23 May 2026
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Ned is the ultimate nerd: permanently ignored, permanently hard, and permanently convincing himself that's just how life goes.
But then one day, he is approached for tutoring by Emma Moura, the hottest girl on campus, and suddenly "just how life goes" becomes the hardest thing in the world to hold onto.
Now, Ned has one goal: get through this without completely embarrassing himself. He fails. Spectacularly, inevitably, and in the most Ned way possible.But what she notices when he does changes everything—and now she has a proposition, and he's in absolutely no position to say no.
What develops is an arrangement that slowly starts cracking into something raw, messy, and way more real than either of them had ever planned.
[Story Complete!] [BONUS Chapter 2 Out Now!]
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- Part 1 of Mean Girl(s) Collection
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14 May 2026
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Outlaw Lesbians by Page_Dilla
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Jul 2026
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Harrow liked it very much in the sanatorium and did not ask to be dragged away to live with her step-sisters Coronabeth and Ianthe. But when Coronabeth is kidnapped by an outlaw with shocking red hair, Harrow is determined to bring the outlaw to justice. If only the outlaw wasn't a frustratingly attractive State Marshall's daughter named Gideon who has been systematically freeing women from terrible marriages while creating a dangerous reputation for herself. Harrow is torn between justice and lesbianism as she realizes exactly what Gideon makes her feel.
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12 May 2026
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“Holy fucking shit,” Ed exclaimed, unable to tear his eyes away from the window.
Turns out Ed's new neighbour is the man who broke his heart twenty years prior.
Surely, this will be absolutely fine and not bring up any unresolved feelings for either of them... Right?
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03 May 2026
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Un Laurier de Lys et une Province pour Votre Main by cjowofics
Fandoms: Captive Prince - C. S. Pacat
13 Jun 2026
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A political marriage between Akielos and Vere is meant to forge peace. Damen only needs to make Laurent believe he’s being genuinely courted. It’s supposed to be an act—until it isn’t.
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Bookmarked by beef_cake
03 May 2026
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Sex worker Ed is naked except for a pink robe with fucking birds on it, he’s just past buzzed to a little drunk on not enough fucking rum, and his heart has been broken by his client Stede fucking Bonnet.
So when someone knocks on his apartment door, who he does not expect to find, standing there dripping, clothes wet, rivulets running down his face from his soaked hair, is Stede fucking Bonnet.
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03 May 2026
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A Dick Measuring Contest by Silver_styx
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Apr 2026
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“Holy shit, you’re fucking hung.”
The words slipped mindlessly from Gideon’s lips and she immediately cursed the day she ever learned to speak. Harrow did not startle, they simply turned their head and focused those black hole eyes on Gideon, mindlessly cleaning their piercing.
“I see you’re back from your date early.”
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02 May 2026
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Vere offers their omega prince as a bride for peace. Laurent is meant to be a beautiful, willing gift, a prize for Prince Damianos. He has other plans.
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01 May 2026
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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01 May 2026
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Betrayed by his half-brother and left for dead at the border, Damen is found by the last person he expects: Laurent, omega brother to the Veretian clan-king, who has no reason to save a dying stranger and does it anyway.
Along his healing journey, he starts to understand what it costs Laurent to survive in a camp that sees him as property with a pretty face. Falling in love was not part of the plan, but it rarely is.
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01 May 2026
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A marriage meant to secure peace becomes a battleground of restraint when one prince treats it as strategy and the other refuses to feel nothing.
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01 May 2026
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sting of a wasp by brightbolt, imperfectlyctor
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
20 Aug 2021
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"You’re a virgin,” Gideon said, testing it out. "Huh."
Harrow didn’t like the sound of that huh. She knew Gideon’s noises, and that was a thoughtful, sinister huh. That was the same huh she’d made before putting canned tuna in Crux’s work boots.
Her eyes narrowed. “What.”
Gideon cocked her head to the side. “Is there a reason you’re waiting?” There was no judgement in the question— only genuine curiosity.
Perhaps it was this that made Harrow more inclined to answer. “I don’t have the time to look for someone new,” She shrugged. “And my available pool is… somewhat limited.”
“Well,” Gideon said, with just a hint of conspiracy in those glittering golden eyes. “If you ever want to change that, you have my number.”
What? What?
Harrow blinked. “What?”
Or: the five times Gideon and Harrow successfully bone, and the one time they don't.
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Bookmarked by beef_cake
13 Apr 2026
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Wherein an elf is arranged to marry an orc and engage in public fornication as part of the nuptials.
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How a virgin elf loses his virginity in a public breeding ceremony to an orc twice in his size.
He felt wrong and humiliated and shocked. But beneath that, there was an arousal so fierce and so present it threatened to hobble him. Rarely, did Auryn feel humiliated. But to think his marriage would be a public breeding session was the type of erotic fodder he hadn’t anticipated.Reality made heat swoop down low in Auryn’s belly. People he knew would see him being fucked. Losing his virginity to a stranger as he was bred and plugged full of orcish seed.
He couldn't wait.
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17 Sep 2025