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Beta Test by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Jun 2026
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“You two thought you knew what humans wanted. You were consumed by the idea of doing good for the world, even though you didn’t understand what your choice would really mean.” She smiled. “It was very idealistic, I’ll grant you. You remind me of Myself when I was younger. But without the chance to experience the life you were choosing for the humans, at the end of the day you’re just two more deities playing games with their existence.”
“But You–”
“That doesn’t make you worse’n Her, but it doesn’t make you better, either, does it?” said Lucifer.
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12 Jul 2026
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How it should have ended. This is canon now
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Like an Innocent Flower by childrenofthesun
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Aug 2020
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The handy thing about having a husband with serpentine attributes and the ability to shapeshift is that it really opens things up in the bedroom department.
Especially when you're as much of a relentlessly horny bastard as Aziraphale is.
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- 3/3
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10 Jul 2026
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The Long Way Round by On1OccasionFork
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
25 Jun 2026
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Anthony Crowley has known London longer than London has known him. Every cut-through, cab rank, one-way system, theatre crowd, and hidden churchyard.
That’s the point of the Knowledge: the grueling, multi-part test every London black cab driver has to pass, thousands of streets and landmarks learned so thoroughly the city lives inside one’s head.
Crowley passed it years ago.But when he falls for Aziraphale Fell, a soft-spoken, waistcoat-wearing examiner he has absolutely no excuse to ever encounter, Crowley does the only reasonable thing — he digs out his old birth certificate, registers under a name he hasn’t used in years, and signs up to fail the Knowledge on purpose.
Just one Appearance, he tells himself. Answer well, withdraw gracefully, ask the man out, done in twenty minutes.
Naturally, it doesn’t go that way.
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- 5/5
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25 Jun 2026
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Brilliant prose, Pratchett-level humour, everything is smooth and tight and clever and just works. Upsettingly fun and uplifting
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in your own time by ineffabildaddy for Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
15 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale and Crowley grew up together as next-door neighbours on Hogback Lane, classmates at the local Catholic school, and inseparable best friends. By the age of eighteen, both were hopelessly in love with the other, despite the knowledge that they were doomed to live apart, as Crowley aimed to pursue university study in London and Aziraphale committed himself to remaining in Tadfield, dedicating his life to the Church.
After almost twenty years spent away from his hometown, renowned botanist Crowley decides to come and visit Tadfield again at a moment's notice; the purpose of his visit is to speak at a Careers Day for the school he and Aziraphale, now a beloved priest and a frequent helper at the school, attended. The twenty-four hours that follow will change both of their lives for ever.
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- Part 1 of in your own time
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Bookmarked by beardo
18 Apr 2026
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"the undoubtedly holy practice of making the man you've loved your whole life come so hard he fucking sobs down steam-flushed cheeks with it"
Hsdfghjdfggsdjgkfsdfg 😭😍🥵
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Mystery Work
Part of Ro Fell Unrevealed
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by beardo
08 Mar 2026
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Yearning walnuts. Unbelievably hot once they get to it. Exhibitionism 🤌🍆
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Renegade Angels All Tied Up With Strings by mostlyeffable (Quint_Essentially)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Feb 2025
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The humans were curious about him, Crowley knew that. Who wouldn’t be? Man-shaped thing shows up on your local pub's doorstep, mute, scowling, and desperate, takes up residence in its worst room for months, drinks about four bottles of whiskey a day, doesn’t eat a damned thing, and yet refuses to die - you’d be curious too, wouldn’t you?
Sometimes he’d overhear them whispering about him, staff and customers alike.
“Is that another bottle?” One lady would mutter disapprovingly.
“Heartbreaking to see someone waste away their life like that,” sighed a woman to her partner.
“Why’s he wearing sunglasses inside?” A kid asked his dad, tugging on the man’s sleeve.
“Do you mind if I take this seat?” Asked a man at Crowley’s elbow.
He turned to look at the newcomer. He was smiling widely, his eyes crinkling at the corners. The man’s nose was slightly upturned and his hair a crown of ruffled white curls.
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OR: After resorting to extreme measures to avert the apocalypse, a very miserable Crowley retreats to somewhere close to his heart and drowns his sorrows for months until his wallowing is interrupted by a mysterious stranger who knows more than he ought to and simply won't shut up.
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09 Feb 2026
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Theorises really interestingly about... stuff. And things. My brain is all spinny. I think I commented on every chapter but one or two, which basically never happens. The ending, although fitting in perfectly, came completely out of left field.
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Salinity (And Other Measurements of Brackish Water) by drawlight (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Jun 2019
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It's an odd thing, getting on after the End of the World. Crowley takes to sea-watching.
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Bookmarked by beardo
18 Jan 2026
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Absolute poetry. Makes my brain buzz. So tangy and sweet. I wish I could write like this.
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say yes to me (i've got my eye on you) by thehappyyears
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
06 Aug 2023
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It’s a pleasant evening much like many pleasant evenings this month, so Crowley doesn’t expect anything unusual when he makes himself comfortable on his side of the couch and lets Aziraphale select the wine.
Which is why he’s resolutely caught off guard when Aziraphale disappears into a backroom, which Crowley always assumed was a wine cellar, and then turns around, darkness behind him and low, warm light gilding his hair and making his eyes bright. He’s breathtaking, he’s so beautiful, his eyes are so dark.
“Crowley,” he breathes.
Or, Crowley and Aziraphale have sex.
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25 Oct 2025
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Sweet and hot and slow and devastating, this is amazing smut and I am ded, I've perished, I'm fucked,
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Damaged by lyricwritesprose
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Feb 2020
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28 Aug 2025
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BRILLIANT little Pratchettesque fics in which both Aziraphale and Crowley (but mostly Aziraphale) are casually terrifying. Also clever application of tradition+spellcasting, a theory about Gomorrah, and trauma all around. Overall lightweight despite the topics.
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they like doing _things_ together by eklmrlos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Jun 2025
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The Werewolf's Mate: Mated Under Moonlight by IneffableToreshi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2025
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While on a 'writer's retreat' in the middle of nowhere, Crowley gets himself in a dangerous situation, only to be rescued by a gorgeous hiker with something of the wilderness about him. A fast-burn, whirlwind romance ensues, only for Crowley to learn that Aziraphale has a secret second identity...and that second self wants to 'mate' with Crowley just as intensely as the first.
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Hired Heart (illustrated by many artists) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Yvesriba
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Jul 2021
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As a result of his sheltered upbringing, Aziraphale made it to 50 without exploring his sexuality or coming out. After 50, all that changed - he's gay, he's out, and wants to find love. He also wants to have sex. He's a tad nervous about that. His friend Agnes suggests he consult a professional and get some no-strings practice and advice, and build some confidence. And her friend Tracy runs an agency…
Crowley has quite the breadth of sexual experience: he’s a high class escort. He’s been in his line of work for a long time, though in this industry, that’s not exactly an advantage. He likes his work, but the more he’s reminded that he’s not as young as he once was, the more he contemplates his exit strategy. When his bookings manager and friend Tracy gives him a new, nervous client, Crowley finds him unexpectedly captivating. In fact, Crowley can’t seem to get him out of his head.
A Smitten Crowley is also a very silly Crowley, so prepare for giggles and fluff along with your love story and smut...
This fic is sex worker positive, disability positive, & a variety of genders and sexual preferences are referred to in back story.
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Crowley is feeling broody, so he makes an Arrangement with a pack of big bad werewolves in the deep dark woods.
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- Part 4 of Dom/sub (A/c) themes
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31 May 2025
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There was never a dream to compare by On1OccasionFork for SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
11 May 2025
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His uncle tilted his chin up. “Is it straight?”
“Yep,” Warlock said. “It was straight the last three times you asked too.”
He caught Uncle Ant’s hands as they reached for his tie anyway. “Stop fiddling with it. It’s fine. And even if it wasn’t, do you really think he’d care?”
A sequel to Our homeward steps were just as light
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- Part 2 of There was magic abroad in the air
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Intent To Enter The Water by CopperBeech
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 May 2025
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An early morning encounter on the Thames, set some time after the end of season 2.
Crowley collects a souvenir.
The ‘Bridge Watch’ Programme aims to provide a physical presence of teams of volunteers who will patrol the areas on and around the bridges of London and who have a brief to engage or intervene with anybody indicating intent to enter the water…
-- web page of the Ascension Trust Bridge Watch Programme UK
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Aziraphale is the Prince of England.
Crowley's a bartender.
It was supposed to be a one and done deal, that's what Aziraphale signed up for.
But things are never that simple.
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Bookmarked by beardo
17 Apr 2025
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Crowley has a kink.*
*The kink is Aziraphale.
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Bookmarked by beardo
30 Mar 2025
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Crowley has a pain kink – specifically, a blessing kink – SPECIFICALLY specifically, an Aziraphale kink. Aziraphale finds he rather enjoys Lust.
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gentle grab by eklmrlos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Mar 2025
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Not very angelic things by eklmrlos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Feb 2025
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thank you for being here!
(i’m also on twitter, bsky, tumblr)