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  1. Public Bookmark 39

    Suburbia IX - Baby Fever by

    Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019)  

    24 Dec 2025

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    John wants a baby. And no lack of uterus is going to stop him. He has an idea.

    Billy questions his life choices once again and wonders how he ended up married to the man whose life motto was, "I can do whatever the fuck I want."

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    23 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 19

    Rematch by

    Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019)  

    05 Jan 2026

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    “My powers are quite bloody strong, twat.”

    “Please, I could easily take you.”

    “I almost beat you at hero—“ Homelander snapped his head around, glaring at Butcher before he could finish.

    “You caught me off guard, AND you needed two other people, Homelander retorted smugly, and Ryan continued to giggle at the childish behaviour of his fathers.

    “Well, I’ve got different powers now, and we haven’t had a rematch.”

    “Didn’t stand a chance then, won’t stand a chance now.” Homelander took a sip of his glass. “Isn’t that right, Ryan?”

    “Yeah!! You’re the strongest hero ever, Dad!!” the boy said, earning a warm smile from Homelander.

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    23 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 11

    All the More to Love by

    Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)  

    11 Jan 2026

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    Nathan is fat and Pickles is hellbent on keeping it that way.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    nathan’s a bottom<3

  4. Public Bookmark 5

    Messy Eater (Trans!Nathan Explosion/Reader) by

    Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)  

    13 Dec 2024

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    You eat Nathan's pussy after a rough show and get to see how pretty he begs for you. A win-win situation for both of you.

    Gender-neutral reader (they/them pronouns used) + Transmasc Nathan!!

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    02 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

    A Second Manager by

    Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)  

    11 Jan 2026

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    After your past as the leader singer for the metal band Cannibalistic Whales, you found yourself working many jobs, including being a bartender. You missed all of the famous musicians you would meet, the hookups, the drugs, the groupies, and... him. You found yourself yearning for that loud, reckless, and crazy life once again. You just wanted to work in the music industry one last time.

    So when the manager for the Dethklok gave you a job offer to help produce and manage their music, how could you pass up the opportunity?

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    31 Jan 2026