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  1. Public Bookmark 76

    Surprises All the Way Around by

    Fandoms: Smallville  

    05 Jun 2011

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    Whitney thought Clark was after his girlfriend, but when he's pinning the geek to the lockers while wearing his jersey, he finds out what Clark's really interested in.

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    30 Nov 2025

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    Marbles On Glass by

    Fandoms: Smallville, Superman - All Media Types  

    24 Dec 2025

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    It's 2002 and thirty year old Clark Kent wakes up in his childhood bedroom in the best sort of dream. It's 2002 and his father is still alive and Pete never left Smallville and his greatest enemy is still his dearest friend. It's 2002 and Clark has the chance to change everything if only he had the guts.

    It's 2017 and fifteen year old Clark Kent wakes up in an unfamiliar apartment in Metropolis. It's 2017 and his father is dead and his friends are scattered around the world and Lex Luthor is a ruthless sociopath whose only memories of Clark consist of attempted murder. It's 2017 and everything is a nightmare and Clark has to fix this if only he knew how.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    Kinktober Day 2: Petplay by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    01 Oct 2020

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    “Good puppy,” Dio purrs, ruffling Jonathan’s blue-black hair. “Remember, doggies don’t get to speak English. They always follow their master’s orders. And they don’t make messes.”

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    25 Jun 2025

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    Coming Attractions by

    Fandoms: Smallville  

    24 Jul 2024

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    Movie night at Luthor Mansion.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    Sleep While I Drive by

    Fandoms: Smallville  

    02 Aug 2002

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    A Clexian fairy tale. It's the journey, not the destination.

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    19 Sep 2025