bartenderblitz
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- Tokyo Ghoul (1)
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The Hippocratic Oath Revised by ragingflamesheep (bartenderblitz) for yellow_caballero
Fandoms: Tokyo Ghoul
26 Jul 2023
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Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not. We never are. But that is not the right question. The question is: are we living a life that is worth the harm?
Kaneki Ken loves medicine.
He loves his father's old textbooks. He loves the colorful anatomy diagrams. He loves the rhythm of scientific articles, the shape of words like 'fossa' and 'muscular dystrophy'. The research projects/work shifts/studying/crying don't leave time for Kafka, but those books were for creepy little orphans, anyway. Which he isn't anymore, because he's not a kid anymore, because soon, he'll never be that kid again.
The world is hurt or be hurt. It is better to be hurt than to hurt others. But to be a doctor is to heal hurts without hurting yourself. To be a doctor is to be free.
Kaneki Ken is growing up. Kaneki Ken is moving on. Kaneki Ken will become a doctor or die trying, because hope is a thing with teeth and he'd bite through his tongue before going hungry ever again. And god help anyone who gets in his way.
aka: an au in which kaneki ken is premed instead of a lit major, with mixed but (ultimately) uplifting results
cw: suicidal ideation.
Series
- Part 1 of caduceus on high: a tg au
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caduceus on high: a tg au by bartenderblitz, ragingflamesheep (bartenderblitz)
Fandom Tokyo Ghoul
26 Jul 2023
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Light Sense by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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Having an alien move in was just as exciting as fixing the whole Star Eater situation!
They just had to get used to the fact that said alien sees light rather than hears...
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18 Jun 2026
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to be understood by scarlct_vvitch
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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Two days after their first contact—and more importantly, their first words—Grace sets up his thinking machine to speak.
Rocky does not need the assistance of a machine for Grace’s language. It is ugly and harsh to listen to, but it’s relatively simple to learn. That, and, well—Rocky was alone for a very, very long time before he met Grace. He maybe hangs on to each word a little more than strictly necessary. Grace only needs to tell him each word once for Rocky to know it forever.
Grace, though…
Well, he’s lucky Rocky is patient. Let’s leave it at that.
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18 Jun 2026
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Broadcast from Erid (20 days transit):
🎵Moon project underway. We found a human. Description matches human, at least. Our new human is very ill. Thank you for biology files, we can provide treatment. Dome is not ready, however.
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A very sick Simon is discovered on Erid's moon as the Hail Mary makes its way home.
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17 Jun 2026
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“His Loser-Boy Aura and Efficiency Is Hot, I Need A Whimper Audio ASAP” by N1_Lillian_Madwhip_Fan for rinovellas
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
23 Nov 2025
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Lily Pad
put me in a room with the destruction king and he's coming out pregnant
Brighter
whatever happened to hi or hello
Muffin Streusal
no no let her keep talking
The Bureau Rookie Group Chat thrists over their Destruction King Rookie.
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- Part 4 of Social Media Fics!
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18 Jun 2026
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I don't have a scent? by selfdivination
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
16 Feb 2026
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“How many cycles have you skipped?”
Kim Soleum stared at the man’s frustration with visible confusion.
“Don’t tell me you’ve skipped multiple cycles,” He said, leaning closer. “Weren’t you taught how detrimental that can be to your health?”
“I can take care of myself fine.” Kim Soleum said, but the tenseness in his shoulders didn’t leave.
“You obviously aren’t!” Agent Choi said.
Three instances where the people around Kim Soleum are concerned for his health. Unbeknownst to them, Kim Soleum is from a world where omegaverse is just fiction.
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17 Jun 2026