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    once i was accused of oppressing bsg fandom by writing about kara/lee. this is what i wrote in response to that

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    "Hi, solnyshko.”
    The Russian pet name set a firework off inside Shane's mind as he heard it cooed from behind him. The intonation was just as he remembered, but the voice was much deeper.

    He turned and felt himself short circuit. It took every ounce of willpower to not let his jaw drop cartoonishly to the floor. Shane would recognize his individual features anywhere, even after 5 years. But it was as if someone had snapped their fingers and the smug, silly Russian boy who had been attached to Shane's hip for 3 summers was transformed into some sort of fucking Adonis right before his eyes.

    “Ilya-” was all Shane managed before strong arms were wrapped around his waist and lifting him off the ground in a greeting all too familiar from years ago.

     

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    When Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov spent their summers as teens in an elite hockey camp, they quickly became inseparable friends. But they lose touch when Shane moves on as a prospect for the NHL and Ilya for the KHL.

    Years later, Montreal makes a bold move to take the hottest player in the KHL. After hearing of the Russian's reputation, the Montreal Captain is tasked with keeping his old best friend and new teammate out of trouble.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    find your way back home
    strange_ghost
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    When Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov spent their summers as teens in an elite hockey camp, they quickly became inseparable friends. But they lose touch when Shane moves on as a prospect for the NHL and Ilya for the KHL.

    Years later, Montreal makes a bold move to take the hottest player in the KHL. After hearing of the Russian's reputation, the Montreal Captain is tasked with keeping his old best friend and new teammate out of trouble.

     

    i'm going to die from how adorable this is

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    If Ilya Rozanov was set to be branded for life in the space above his butt crack, he was damn well going to pay a premium for it.

    Booking with one of the most exclusive tattoo studios in North America was the easy bit.

    Having his brain melted into oblivion by Shane Hollander’s steady hands and even steadier voice was decidedly not part of the plan.

    Or, the one where tattoo artist Shane is very good at giving instructions.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    faded on the fine lines
    impetuous
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    If Ilya Rozanov was set to be branded for life in the space above his butt crack, he was damn well going to pay a premium for it.

    Booking with one of the most exclusive tattoo studios in North America was the easy bit.

    Having his brain melted into oblivion by Shane Hollander’s steady hands and even steadier voice was decidedly not part of the plan.

    Or, the one where tattoo artist Shane is very good at giving instructions.

     

    HORNY AND INCREDIBLE and tattoos <3

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    All Stars weekend 2017: Ilya is outed, Shane panics, and things get worse before they get better.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    (places we can hide)
    Anonymous
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    All Stars weekend 2017: Ilya is outed, Shane panics, and things get worse before they get better.

     

    wip - a lot of fun! and also heartache.

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    In a pawn shop in Montreal, a bag of used golf clubs is sold to a famous hockey player.

    Less than an hour later, another, different famous hockey player’s car is vandalized. In Montreal. With golf clubs.

    The common thread between these two events is simple. One of these hockey players is bad at lying to himself. The other is even worse.

    Inspired by this post.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    roses are red (violence is blue)
    sixofstarrs
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    In a pawn shop in Montreal, a bag of used golf clubs is sold to a famous hockey player.

    Less than an hour later, another, different famous hockey player’s car is vandalized. In Montreal. With golf clubs.

    The common thread between these two events is simple. One of these hockey players is bad at lying to himself. The other is even worse.

     

    Ilya in his gone girl era. FUCKEN GOOD.

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    Yuna getting stuck in an elevator with Ilya for two hours doesn't change everything... but it changes some things. Like Yuna getting to be on a first-name basis with Ilya a full year before her son is.

    (Part 2 (the smutty part) is not actually essential reading if you are not in the mood for smut!)

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    20 Jun 2026

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    It Starts in an Elevator
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    Sporkess

     

    Yuna getting stuck in an elevator with Ilya for two hours doesn't change everything... but it changes some things. Like Yuna getting to be on a first-name basis with Ilya a full year before her son is.

     

    I adore this entire series!