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Scott measured sex in single digits. Two weeks in a warm country. Five minutes in a bathroom stall. An hour in a hotel bed, maybe two, a luxurious three. One eye on the door, every time. A clock ticking, counting down the minutes until it wasn't safe anymore, until he wore out his welcome, until his flight home.
Until Kip.
For woodenducks, who wanted Scott getting fingered into oblivion. Please enjoy as Kip blasts him into space.
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love is not a spherical cow; you still have to deal with the friction by azarias
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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Scott Hunter said in the voice of sweet reason, "It's not a big deal."
Oh. That answered Kip's questions.
"You. Fucking. Asshole."
Scott was still reeling when Kip grabbed his jacket and his shoes and stormed out.
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- Part 2 of Cohabitance
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Scott discovers you can have an orgasm and a nervous breakdown at the same time.
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- Part 1 of Cohabitance
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Dick Grayson shows up at Midnighter's place in the middle of the night — and not for any of the fun reasons! Can Apollo, leftover noodles, and a box of hair dye save the day? And what's going down at the Metropolis Waffle House?
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Five Times Andy Froze to Death (or maybe she didn't) by azarias
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
26 Jan 2024
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Five cold nights in a long life.
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Well, it's all right even when push comes to shove
Well, it's all right if you got someone to love
Well, it's all right, everything'll work out fine
Well, it's all right, we're going to the end of the lineIt’s almost the last day on the job for Castellan Elim Garak. One or two loose threads to tie up and then he can retire home to his books and his garden and his doctors. Surely everything will work out fine?
What might have happened after The Crimson Shadow and Enigma Tales.
Bookmarked by azarias
16 Jun 2026
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Picking the Pieces Up and Building to the Sky by Nyxelestia
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
13 Jun 2026
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“I’d argue the Chitauri invasion of New York is our sob story,” Rogers offered, letting Scott have this out. “But you inspired people, too. Don’t forget that.”
“How can I?” Scott couldn’t help the bitterness in his voice.
When a middle-aged man had jumped between an alien and some teenagers, he’d died with a laser hole burnt into his HUNTER 21 jersey.
Scott hadn’t even been there for that. He’d only see it weeks later, on a video shared only because of Hollander’s horrified face when he’d tried to drag the man to safety before realizing he was already gone.
“I don’t just mean in that fight,” Rogers said. The vehemence took Scott by surprise, making him lean back a little. “Before and after, with every game you play, every battle I fight, every interview we give — we inspire people. We give people hope, and there is little that is more powerful than hope.”
They were hockey players, not heroes.
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Bookmarked by azarias
14 Jun 2026
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The Years That Followed Were a Fallow Spring (Ilya’s Version) by AnonEMouse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
11 Jun 2026
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In a world with no Rose Landry, no concussion, no plane, no Fanmail, Shane Hollander makes a different choice. Ilya Rozanov picks up the pieces. Years later, newly retired and almost married, Ilya reflects on his path back to happiness. He tells it to Conan O'Brien, naturally.
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- Part 1 of The Four Seasons
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11 Jun 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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26 May 2026
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take it from the top by nighthawkguy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Apr 2026
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It's 2016. Scott Hunter is in his rookie year with the New York Admirals and at first glance his life is going great. He’s a generational talent slated to be Captain, a cinch for Rookie of the Year, and has just been named an MLH All-Star. Unfortunately, he’s also a closeted gay orphan with no swag, no bitches, and no friends.
But it’s fine. Scott just has to keep this one measly secret for another twenty or so years, and then he can retire and get a hot boyfriend and finally live his life as his true authentic self — whatever that means. Everything is going to be just fine.
Or: in which we are forced to contend with the hard hitting question of "what if Scott Hunter wasn’t old but Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander were?" and also "haha wouldn’t it be great if everybody was about 50% more Canadian?"
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06 Mar 2026