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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    There's a hush that befalls the city.

    Time has stopped for a moment as the big screens at Gotham Square flicker. Like a corrupted tape that's been stitched and Frankenstein-ed together.

    And they all watch as their heart falls.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Five times the league is concerned about Batman’s obsessive paranoid behavior and the One time they finally find out what it is.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    “No, why—”. Batman’s mouth clamped shut, face looking rather constipated. It was truly a sight, seeing the Big Bat himself rigidly shuffling in place with pursed lips and the air of a man who is regretting his entire existence. “Why…did you make me cookies?”.

    Now, Barry’s a rambler. It came with being a speedster, with a mind that ran and ran and never stopped. There’s countless ways he could answer this and countless amounts of reasons why that particular answer would work – would be the right one but out of all those, Barry's mouth moved, his heart having already chosen one from the start.

    “As a thank you”.

    Or the Flash found out Batman liked cookies and just rolled with it.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?

    That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.

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    The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.

    Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Batman is so confused, every time he meets with the Justice league they seem to think he's a vampire. And it is a good cover so why not lean into it?
    Then he gets kids, who become heroes, and find it hilarious to play along.
    He should have just come clean in the beginning...

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    Justice league assume Bruce is a vampire due to rumours and he just rolls with it

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    21 Jun 2026